Ali (New York)
United States
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
metalmeow
Today, after taking care not to hurt myself during my workout, I injured my shoulder extricating myself from my sports bra. FML
fryebaby623
Vero Beach, United States
Snap!
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
J.O.S
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
Booooolette
Beauvais, France
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
Anonymous
Kitchener, Canada
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
SmileAndSayHi
Hialeah, United States
Keep it together
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
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United States
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Alyxandrea Loffer
Ellsworth, United States
Malfunctioning equipment
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
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BWill9014 4
That must have been fun explaining that to the doctor
RainbowHeadache 2
I do that all the time but without the dislocating bit. Must have been one vicious contraption to dislocate your clavicle like that.
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Comments (327)
pansewawesnap 0
Maybe you should drink more milk.
geeksaresexy 18
How would that help?
tona01 16
calcium, helping joints and bones get stronger
geeksaresexy 18
Calcium helps build strong bones but it won't keep your joints in place..
Zuuk 0
I always take my bra off that way. I don't find it hard at all :P
AxeBunny 0
You epicly fail... Its easy to take a bra off without taking shirt off first, and not dislocate anything.
lilkleman 0
i can help you get it off if you would like
hooyahseals1 0
so much for sex without consequences.
jobsman99 0
I think the solution is to just not wear a bra. then it won't happen again.
seeunexttuesdays 6
or maybe she should just take off her shirt, which isn't so hard, THEN take off the stupid bra.
Jstrooper 2
not one person wants talk about the fact that you can't dislocate a collar bone?
seeunexttuesdays 6
that musta been one tight shirt...
StreetBikeGuy86 0
bra's are pure evil I tell ya...
skiingspazz97 0
I do all the time when it's cold in the morning but have never done that to my colar bone.