Ali (New York)
United States
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
metalmeow
Today, after taking care not to hurt myself during my workout, I injured my shoulder extricating myself from my sports bra. FML
fryebaby623
Vero Beach, United States
Snap!
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
J.O.S
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
Booooolette
Beauvais, France
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
Anonymous
Kitchener, Canada
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
SmileAndSayHi
Hialeah, United States
Keep it together
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
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United States
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Alyxandrea Loffer
Ellsworth, United States
Malfunctioning equipment
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
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BWill9014 4
That must have been fun explaining that to the doctor
RainbowHeadache 2
I do that all the time but without the dislocating bit. Must have been one vicious contraption to dislocate your clavicle like that.
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Comments (327)
ShockingShelby 0
ouch, that sucks.. Next time take the shirt off then the bra?
sweet_candy_ 17
I have done that and realized it's pointless because you are going to end up taking your hands out of the shirt to take it off. You should have just done it the normal way.
sweet_candy_ 17
I have done that and realized it's pointless because you are going to end up taking your hands out of the shirt to take it off. You should have just done it the normal way.
geeksaresexy 18
I don't take my arms out of the shirt.. Pull one strap out of the armhole and put your hand up through it, pull strap down past elbow. Then pull bra out of other armhole. Can't really do it with long sleeves but I don't wear them anyway..
carmenm 6
well you must be kinda stupid, how on earth would that dislocate ur shoulder
BrittanyPernell6 0
you could have even taken your shirt off just not pulled it over your head if u didn't want to mess up your hair or something just saying been there done that never had this happen n didn't know it could with this task **** bras lol
lilblizz123 0
hot!
JoyceeFruit 3
WTF?
diva_lulu 0
ouch that sucks
chrissi3vintage 0
at least you didn't break your bones
alicethehatter 0
Hehe, dumbass...hope you're alright, though. I've done my share of stupid things. I almost broke my foot jumping off a three foot ledge. It's all in the positioning. Get well soon!
eminemchick 19
cool story, bro
BlueShai 0
Are you ******* retarded? I take off my bra with my shirt on all the time. How in the world did you accomplish that?