Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after taking care not to hurt myself during my workout, I injured my shoulder extricating myself from my sports bra. FML
Snap!
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
Keep it together
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Malfunctioning equipment
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
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BWill9014 4
That must have been fun explaining that to the doctor
RainbowHeadache 2
I do that all the time but without the dislocating bit. Must have been one vicious contraption to dislocate your clavicle like that.
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nerdsgetmehot 23
That trick is so easy that my great grandmother managed to do it on the bus without anyone knowing/seeing. (True story.)
imac619 2
And this is why women shouldn't be doctors.....
geeksaresexy 18
Why?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#182 Your sexist comment makes no sense.
imac619 2
Dislocation requires a joint. Saying you dislocated your collar bone is akin to tellling the world you dislocated your femur. Either she broke her bone (which would blow my mind) or she is so dumb that she doesn't understand that her shoulder and it's joint are different from the collar bone
imac619 2
Dislocation requires a joint. Saying you dislocated your collar bone is akin to tellling the world you dislocated your femur. Either she broke her bone (which would blow my mind) or she is so dumb that she doesn't understand that her shoulder and it's joint are different from the collar bone
Ali_Ridhima541 0
what the heck who does that
Arteesthistorian 1
I say this is fake. It's soooo easy to take a bra off without he shirt off. Very girl can do it.
succksforryouu 0
it's possible to do that because i do it all the time at night . it is uncomfortable sleeping with your bra on at night. my doctor said it might even give you breast cancer.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Some women actually sleep with a bra on? I've never done that...
Raesin 21
Sleeping with a bra on keeps them in place and I find it better than sleeping without on. Also stops sag. But a doctor telling you it can give you breast cancer is a doctor that talks bullshit and has fantasies about you.
geeksaresexy 18
Sleeping in a bra will not make a girl's breasts perkier or prevent them from getting saggy. It also will not cause a girl to develop cancer or stunt her breast growth. It's just a case of comfort, I don't sleep in mine but some people do. It's not good or bad for you.
Ingkognito 4
but... why?
spacechicken 0
Obviously fate telling you that you should go bra-less from this day forward...
DReamBig24 0
I don't understand how that happened....