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Ali (New York) United States

Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML

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That must have been fun explaining that to the doctor

RainbowHeadache 2

I do that all the time but without the dislocating bit. Must have been one vicious contraption to dislocate your clavicle like that.

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That trick is so easy that my great grandmother managed to do it on the bus without anyone knowing/seeing. (True story.)

And this is why women shouldn't be doctors.....

#182 Your sexist comment makes no sense.

Dislocation requires a joint. Saying you dislocated your collar bone is akin to tellling the world you dislocated your femur. Either she broke her bone (which would blow my mind) or she is so dumb that she doesn't understand that her shoulder and it's joint are different from the collar bone

Dislocation requires a joint. Saying you dislocated your collar bone is akin to tellling the world you dislocated your femur. Either she broke her bone (which would blow my mind) or she is so dumb that she doesn't understand that her shoulder and it's joint are different from the collar bone

what the heck who does that

I say this is fake. It's soooo easy to take a bra off without he shirt off. Very girl can do it.

it's possible to do that because i do it all the time at night . it is uncomfortable sleeping with your bra on at night. my doctor said it might even give you breast cancer.

Some women actually sleep with a bra on? I've never done that...

Sleeping with a bra on keeps them in place and I find it better than sleeping without on. Also stops sag. But a doctor telling you it can give you breast cancer is a doctor that talks bullshit and has fantasies about you.

Sleeping in a bra will not make a girl's breasts perkier or prevent them from getting saggy. It also will not cause a girl to develop cancer or stunt her breast growth. It's just a case of comfort, I don't sleep in mine but some people do. It's not good or bad for you.

but... why?

spacechicken 0

Obviously fate telling you that you should go bra-less from this day forward...

I don't understand how that happened....