Booooolette
Beauvais, France
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dontsitsitandyoudie
Reykjavík, Iceland
Fit as a fiddle
Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML
Anonymous
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Daddy
Lawrenceville, United States
Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML
Anonymous
Rochester, United States
Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
Anonymous
United States
Looking cool
Today, while lifeguarding, I slipped and fell from my chair and onto the cement. Embarrassed and actually quite hurt, I tried to climb back up to the chair, but it tipped. I fell half onto the cement half into the pool, just before the chair landed on top of me. FML
Anonymous
Heavy sandwich, man
Today, I was sitting on park bench eating a sandwich when suddenly the bench broke and I fell and broke my arm. FML
SnappyMcOuches
That had to hurt
Today, I found out that I not only dislocated two bones in my foot, but also fractured one of those two bones and snapped the other. How did this happen? I tripped over a single stair walking from the bar to the beer garden. I didn't even get to drink anything. FML
phlox_fml
Hammocking yourself
Today, I fell backwards out of my hammock, busting my shoulder. This weekend, I broke my toe falling out of it. I've used hammocks my entire life, but have become apparently unable to during the lockdown. FML
Anonymous
Poole, United Kingdom
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
unlucky
Tallahassee, United States
Today, I dislocated my shoulder. My doctor failed to fix it, but did succeed in practically dislocating the other one. FML
Top comments
drayloon 50
Did you fall off a desk chair perched at the edge of a long staircase or something?
mds9986 24
I knew somebody who was sitting in a desk chair, went to pick up a pen he dropped, and the chair tipped over and he crushed his spine, permanently disabling him. Desk chairs can be dangerous.
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TheNoNameGuy 20
Well that's not wonderful at fall
ebroks 17
Really -_-
drayloon 50
Did you fall off a desk chair perched at the edge of a long staircase or something?
NoThanks999 19
Well how f***ing high was it?!
summer4me 25
That must have been one hell of a fall
mds9986 24
I knew somebody who was sitting in a desk chair, went to pick up a pen he dropped, and the chair tipped over and he crushed his spine, permanently disabling him. Desk chairs can be dangerous.
arano 29
OP was in a "deck" chair, not "desk." But damn that's some crazy shit.
mds9986 24
Haha, I totally misread the type of chair.
NerdGirl321 27
Sounds more like someone trying to get benefits from the government by pretending to be handicapped.
mds9986 24
Yeah I'm sure those spine fracture X-rays were fabricated
james_logan 19
First you break your hand in your competitive dramatic speech, then you break part of your leg at your dancing school's show, and now this?! You are really accident prone!
anonynous97 13
Can you say osteoporosis?
shamrock95 21
Did you fall off the deck too? Lol That sucks OP
Gseve08 4
He needs some milk!
PANDORUM89 21
drink more milk, you obviously have weak bones.