Spicynipples

Mr Edmonton, Canada 34 years-old In a relationship

Dave 23 April 2012, 13:22 Brookfield, United States

Fat chance

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

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Nice 1 May 2012, 13:58 Hamilton, Canada

Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML

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