Today, I wrote a submission to FML and I realized that I could be doing so much more with my life than this. I mean really, I have real life stuff to deal with, and I don't have the time to be reading these s*itposts, much less making my own. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML
Today, again I wrote out another FML. Again, I deleted it before posting. Every FML I write would seem like I'm just making stuff up, or would be so obviously me that it would just cause me grief. My life is just an endless stream of weird stuff I can't tell family or friends. FML
Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML
Today, I realized the only real accomplishment I've had in my life that I take any pride in is that I've had an FML published. FML
Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML
Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML
Today, I took a deep breath and started journaling to "figure out my life." Two hours later, I had written four pages of ranting about my upstairs neighbor's loud footsteps and zero pages about my life goals. FML
Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML
Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML
Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML
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Top comments
mike3775 39
What’s wrong with coming to this site? I’ve been reading this site for who knows how long now(over a decade that I know of). This site is one of my favorite places on the net. I can’t tell you how many times coming here has made my day better.
Eivana 37
Then do something else with your life.
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mike3775 39
What’s wrong with coming to this site? I’ve been reading this site for who knows how long now(over a decade that I know of). This site is one of my favorite places on the net. I can’t tell you how many times coming here has made my day better.
H_1775845996 7
right. I've been on FML since the day it started. It's something entertaining to read on my lunch break.
Eivana 37
Then do something else with your life.
incognitho 2
it be like that I have so much to do but I’m exhausted
Wadlaen 24
I check out the FML-app on my phone usually once a day, but always after I've gone to bed, so I feel that I'm in many ways in the opposite situation: when I'm checking out FMLs there's nothing else I can do before I go to sleep.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Cry me a river. Learn to prioritise your shit and shut the hell up.