flatfoot
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I discovered the crunching noise your foot will make if you accidentally drop a cement block on it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Oldhouse
Hacienda Heights, United States
Ouch
Today, I discovered that the odd creaking noise I hear when I walk down the stairs is actually a crack that had been getting larger over the years. I found out when I fell through and plummeted to the stairs below. FML
DaycareMama92
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
nukebroadcast
United States
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
STRIKE!
United States
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
whydoihavecats
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Morning!
Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
mhmohyeah
United States
Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I saw a news story about how wearing flip-flops is dangerous. I scoffed at the ridiculous study and went about my business. Three hours later I accidentally ripped off my toenail. While wearing flip-flops. FML
Top comments
kewlone645 8
I always hate when they add that noise in movies! GROSS! Feel better OP!
kroekdog 7
Walk it off
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Comments (133)
kewlone645 8
I always hate when they add that noise in movies! GROSS! Feel better OP!
Lindahhxd 7
At least you didn't completely lose a foot!
JKr3slEMO 5
Just the thought of completely losing my foot scares the crap out of me..
Sawarski 13
Well then you would walk around like a pirate with a wooden leg.
Sir_Crackerjacks 5
I cringed reading this. Just the thought of crushing your foot like play dough makes me gag a bit.
CSweeney 2
Haha I got a picture in my head :/
MURIKKA 11
I don't know about you guys, but I cringed much more on the dick breaking FML.
cartooncharacter 9
13, please don't think that they don't make plastic prosthetics, they do. My grandma has one from 6" below her knee, and can LITERALLY kick anyone's ass from across the room. We laugh and poke fun, but it is a serious matter. They also make just the foot&ankle.
Teabubbles 8
81, i hope you realize 13 was just joking...
missunderstanded 5
luckily it wasnt a piano or something bigger!
Naomimi_fml 6
Bigger ≠ heavier
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Yeah, good thing it was only, ya know, cement.
Psych101 9
Yea it really sucks when I'm carrying my piano and drop it on my foot. Serves me right though, I shouldn't take it everywhere I go, even if a grand piano is my good luck charm.
leadawg75 12
You are trying too hard...
Dunvanation 4
Yeah it's good people don't just go around just carrying pianos...
Branflakes78 13
yea like hes going to carry a piano
cali4eva 12
That did not put a pretty picture in my mind
khaayotic 16
I cringed upon reading this FML.
namyo 13
I came
Nbackus9 4
I dropped a cement block on my foot once.. Honestly, nothing happened except my sneakers ripped.
42istheanswer 27
77- the blocks come in different shapes, sizes, and weights. While a 5 lb block wont hurt too much a 100 lb block will hurt alot more.
musicjelly 0
I agree! then I started to think about the plain. O.o
gracehi 33
I suspect you also got a painful lesson in human foot durability.
cartooncharacter 9
I didn't, thank god for steel/composite toe boots!!!
BuffaloSabres134 8
Ouch, I dropped a big huge 90s TV on my foot and it killed. My family was mad at me for breaking their TV.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
You really could have turned that into an FML.
Llama_Face89 34
Damn that might hurt more than the cement block!
jrockstar123 0
why did you drop it on your foot then smart guy
kroekdog 7
Walk it off
zachherbert 10
Don't forget to stretch.
PurpleLightsaber 4
Ouch! I hope you feel better soon, OP!
MrElephant 5
You give Canadians a bad name.
JKr3slEMO 5
holy shit dude that pic is ******* scary..
Sawarski 13
12 It's not the worst profile picture I've seen on this sight.
Llama_Face89 34
....because he dropped something heavy? In that case I must be an absolute disgrace to my country...
I_lost_the_game 25
10- it's not like he did it on purpose...
Axipiter 24
53 - You are if that's your team in your profile pic. Hahahaha I kid, but you had that coming.
abrookec2011 14
Your profile picture gives Canadians a bad name.
MrElephant 5
You bitches is brutal.
AClassActx3 7
You give fml a bad face!
legitkitty 11
60- I love hetalia ;) I claim Italy ohoho
Len_Kagamine 8
122-i love Hetalia too :D PASTAA~
ericb982 8
#87 your pic is brutal- on my eyes
realjonnyvegas 1
Sheeeeeeaaaaattttt! That's what went through my head reading this.