Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML
Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing machine under dirty clothes when leaving town for the weekend. I learned this AFTER I'd done a load of laundry. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
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BlesstheSilence 11
Sounds like he wanted to air his genitals out too...
RabidBunny 10
His house, his rules :D
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Comments (120)
alexisssssssss 0
Op, YDI for looking at him while doing so.
linkinpark98 24
Lol why were staring at him for so long anyways? XD
meruu_2005 1
He just likes free balls
keyboo 0
Nothing wrong with that
sadistmonkey 19
Is he hot?
cjrand 7
Buy a slingshot and start woodpecking!
wyle_e2003 2
It says the OP is in Canada. If some guy is wearing nothing but sandals outside, I bet he has a in-y.....
msjoyfull84 0
Get a higher fence or stop being a peeper..... Weirdo!!!!
whitekid1497 7
You: what are you doing? Him: just hanging around
my3rdgenipodtouc 0
Today, your neighbor learned that when he is naked outdoors, his neighbor (OP) is spying on him over the fence. F his life. You, OP, are a creeper.