99520
United States
Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Chill out, dude
Today, I was lectured about how emotionally immature I am by someone who, afterwards, promptly threw a chair out of anger. FML
theslutmuncher
Merseburg, Germany
Mid-life crisis
Today, in the midst of his ongoing mid-life crisis, my dad forced me to accompany him for some father-son bonding. The bonding involved me driving us away at high speed after he gleefully hurled a bucket of paint all over a store window. FML
Anonymous
Nicosia, Cyprus
Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML
-__-
Australia
Get in, kid
Today, I think my dad has finally lost his shit and is having a mid-life crisis. He showed up at my school and had me brought to the front desk. He told me to get in the car because we were going to have some "father-daughter bonding." This meant us watching Silent Hill with his work buddies. FML
ZeroApostle4Ever
United States
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
Fail
United States
Everything in its right place
Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML
Cuntlette
Brighton, Australia
Crisis control
Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML
gdog10122
United States
Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML
PocketTrash
This guy grudges
Today, my dad is still mad because I tossed his empty coffee can over 3 days ago. FML
get a grip, son
Pooler, United States
Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML
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barnmaster98 5
I don't see a problem here...
grant1023 5
he must be angry
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grant1023 5
he must be angry
livlafluv100 2
no way. I totally didn't guess that!
nightslayer 6
he was angry? i thought he threw the chair because he was soooo happy!
ragnorac 4
UMADBRO?
hobbsicle805 0
#9- It's called sarcasm
dolphincheddar 10
I'm pretty sure OP has the right idea on this one
juicedboi 7
Well your Anger management worked. H managed to direct his anger through the chair toss, and as a result his anger has subsided. Congratulations, you did well.
ThumbUp 1
I see why you gave him the brochure.
zekecastro 0
I throw chairs outside the window, when I listen to Rebecca black
Slim2306 10
I'd throw a chair out of my window if Rebecca black was standing outside. OP you need to put pills in his drink or something. he needs to chill out!
honeysuckel 0
what the shit balls!?!
HelloNoora1 0
51 it's called sarcasm
bfflrhea 0
lmfaoo!! from the earlier fml :)
Iwinyoulose356 0
Hulk smash puny chair!
daisyloo 7
Good luck trying to get him to go to classes!
OWNZ 0
Sounds like he's packed and ready to go!
enonymous 9
I pissed in his cherrios lay off him
chuckychan 8
chris brown?
Darcon 8
Is it weird that your comment aroused me?
evaki1 12
Today, I was walking down the street when a chair hit me. FML
trevishere 7
I also do that when I see ugly chairs.
wolflover44 5
Oh come on, don't blame it on the poor chair! If it was really that ugly he could have helped it, give it a nice refinish. But noooo, he had to go flick it out a window. He could've helped it... :'(
mthammer 4
Maybe he just has a sense of humor?
dolphincheddar 10
151. first off. you can't help ugly people it's a lost cause, second, it's a chair, nobody gives a shut except OP. and it wasn't "flicked" it was brutally smashed and propelled through a window due to his trouble with anger.
allenye818 2
How is he supposed to sit down & read the brochure with no chair?
itsgen 16
lol I like your pic
wolflover44 5
Um... sarcasm?
mimibabyyx3 0
hahahahahahahaha good one!!
mattmadden 0
211: You sir just made an ass of yourself.
sticklyman34 0
so wat did he say yes or no???
TheHoboWerewolf 0
ARGH!!! Brochure no make Hulk diesel!!!
bhawks8188 0
Shouldn't have made him mad...
MrFlintstone 5
forget anger mangement you need to get the man detained!!!!!!!!!!!! jk but seriously you might need to seek so professional help.
King_Samuel29 4
seems like perfectly normal behaviour to me...
Mr_Saikaly 35
You must be Glad he didn't throw you out of the window
Teehee2 0
weirdo...
pvtpilot 0
Koo Koo for Cocoa Puffs!
echogekko 7
I did the same thing with a Rubix cube.
iPoopMusic 0
Right Idea, wrong approach.
LaurenLeung96 15
So I'm not the only one?! :D , was worried for a second there.
Niz_DD 14
Naaah. He's totally calm
barnmaster98 5
I don't see a problem here...
bn326160 13
he needs to get laid :')
Free_Candy 0
45, you need to put a shirt on.
oboewhore_xD 6
107, your name and avatar suggest otherwise.
Babalu722 3
theres always adoption, the dad still may be a virgin.
bn326160 13
107, it's a low top :p
randomlettrrs 8
dont listen to 107 . in fact, take more clothes off.
tyty22796 0
i agree with 153
Free_Candy 0
You just completely owned me. Thumbs up for you!
katieklein 0
wow guys really-_-
randomlettrrs 8
yes really
bengermin 5
We're all missing the point. OP's dad is Bobby Knight! How cool is that!
NastyNinja31 0
op shouldn't piss him off by suggesting he has anger problems wen he obviously does not
jannie22 0
225- I love you picture!
Absurd101 0
224 - take off more clothes 107 knows nothing.
edogy2 1
When I read this FML, I instantly thought of Chris Brown.
SirObvious 1
is your dad turrets guy?
aceingit 0
meth is a hell of a drug
SecretlyEvil9792 22
lol
Black_Letter 19
No #259, you're supposed to say, "Cocaine is a hell of a drug."
chouter21 10
lol. he has serious issues!
alpaquette91 9
at least the window was open..
zukinihudini 0
yeah someone should suggest anger management class
BIEBERSLAYER 10
3- what was your first clue
everybodyluvsMEN 0
Does this remind anybody else of Angry Chair by Alice in Chains? Lol
gurpreet 5
he needs anger management classes
GrooveSponge 0
Hence the brochure :P
gurpreet 5
lol oh yeah :p
megz21 0
no shit...
HarryMcC 1
Sherlock.
jannie22 0
No shit, Sherlock.
Markusmac 0
holy shit thank you captain obvious
TheChampagneBoi 5
Nnoooh..
tybtab 5
first bitches and your dad needs help
alpaquette91 9
5th actually ..
cheesenuggrt 5
BWAHAHAHA owned.
valdancer99 0
fail
alpaquette91 9
I think he's okay..
CatEyes66 0
OP pretty much just told "The Hulk" to calm down, bad idea.
whatever222 3
it's a funny story to tell later on
ummmhii 0
Is your dad Chris brown?
ollierobs 0
I see no problem. He obviously doesn't need your brochure.
iBrandon 0
or the chair.. (:
tyty22796 0
haha lmao
zukinihudini 0
he can manage his own anger by throwing chairs
Beckleyy 15
Just take him yourself?
TheFunSideOfTheB 2
silly goose how will get him in the car with out being shot
salvorican 24
Tell him they're going to go to dairy queen and take him there while he's distracted by the delicious ice cream cone :D
TheBrickWithouse 10
sounds like normal, healthy behavior to me.
gchartier90 0
and now he knows when his dad is mad instead of giving him a brochure give him a chair
Zaira921 7
At least he threw a chair out the window instead of you. ^_^
cudi504 4
i guess no one cares about the chair then
tyty22796 0
IKR!! i feelbad for tht chair...its probably all broken and shit!