Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML
Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing machine under dirty clothes when leaving town for the weekend. I learned this AFTER I'd done a load of laundry. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
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BlesstheSilence 11
Sounds like he wanted to air his genitals out too...
RabidBunny 10
His house, his rules :D
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Comments (120)
intothecrypt 3
I'm a prick today #ninja #pirate that will probably be all.
laurenlynn99 0
Ever heard of a dryer?
mama2b3 20
Haha I wish I was brave enough to do that sort of thing.
K0k0_puffs 2
I do that all the time!
MrScholl 4
He gave you a show, return the favor :)
ZeroPath5 16
Well, at least he covered himself up just a little...
linnie_wesker 20
Well it's not like you had to stand there and watch him...
bubo_fml 11
Of course he's wearing sandals! He could catch rickets if he went barefoot!!
Jake_ToXic 3
Thats why we buy our own houses, FREEDOM! hahaha
flamegirl36 3
Wow. That should be illegal. It probably is.