Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML
Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing machine under dirty clothes when leaving town for the weekend. I learned this AFTER I'd done a load of laundry. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
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BlesstheSilence 11
Sounds like he wanted to air his genitals out too...
RabidBunny 10
His house, his rules :D
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Comments (120)
narkui 10
He must like the feeling of wind hitting is wang.
markrs 0
You mean he feels the yin hitting his yang. Lol
markrs 0
Do you feel that breeze?
ElainaCutsYou 0
Dang I wanted to do a thumbs up, but I accidentally hit the thumbs down! Therefore, I put you back at 0. Sorry..
CockAsian 14
30 - I wanted to thumb you down, and thumbed you down. Looks like your at -5
taco_bender 12
Hahahahaha enjoy the show?
vturbz91 0
Fresh air is good
xkayxkayx 5
Just stop looking at him... Problem solved =D
honeybadger123 0
ooohh, lucky you!
azidhsu 6
I thought no one's living around me, i've been taking out my laundry naked. FML - username foreveraloneguy
TheDrifter 24
You wouldn't be posting a fml about it if he was buff would you? Damned people and their standards.
phatdaddy62 23
Or hung!
Smokindevil 9
Yeah damn, your right FML......
obamathellama 0
Preeeettyyy sure that's illegal.
KeyboardWarrior 10
It's on his property. He could dance to sexy and I know it naked if he really wanted to.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I'm not sure about canada, but in the States it's kind of illegal(Indecent Exposure), it would go as far as arresting someone naked in their own home. But that's when someone is malicious or stupid enough to spy on their neighbor, "press charges" "for showing his naked self", and watch him/her get arrested. It has happened before, sadly.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
I think the dispatcher would laugh at you if you were calling about your neighbors being nude, in their own home.. They may tell them to close the blinds, and if it gets to be a problem maybe a fine and courtdate.
swimchica22 0
WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE!
obamathellama 0
Preeeetyyy sure if you're taking laundry off a line and your neighbors can see you you're outside and therefore constitute indecent exposure. Refer to 54. But then again I was just rushing to comment and didn't notice they were in Canada and I don't know Canadian laws. Nice try, trolls.