Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML
Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing machine under dirty clothes when leaving town for the weekend. I learned this AFTER I'd done a load of laundry. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
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Top comments
BlesstheSilence 11
Sounds like he wanted to air his genitals out too...
RabidBunny 10
His house, his rules :D
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Comments (120)
littlemsweirdo 12
Well, what a delightful mental image....
B_CeouL 12
Hey, at least he wore sandals.
DocBastard 40
Well he obviously put every single article of his clothing in the laundry at the same time, so he had no other choice BUT to go out there naked.
GoW_Chick 15
And that's the naked truth!
HITide76808 0
You know u enjoyed seeing that.
Enslaved 38
Collecting his laundry naked in cold weather? That must be a sight! O.o
andiiturtle 0
You "surprise" him one day -.- And maybe he'll stop. XD
TheFirstSamurai 18
.. or maybe he'd take it as an invitation.
RedMosquito 4
Naked in Canada in January. Couldn't have been much to see because of shrinkage
GoW_Chick 15
Hey it's his yard, maybe stop being a creeper and spying on your neighbor, I bet if this had been a rather attractive man you'd probably be giving praise to some deity, instead of posting an FML.
kimmi41509 10
Walking by a window or a door and seeing your neighbor isn't necessarily spying.
chi99y 0
Yes it is, keep your eyes in your yard, or be visually harassed by my man meat :)
kimmi41509 10
Oh okay since something just can't catch your eye without it being spying? In that case I guess you're so close minded that you spy on a lot of people.
JRokka850 6
I agree with gow
causticgirl 6
OP. maybe you should go with the old adage "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em"
kickuwithmyfist 1
I guess the cool breeze between the legs feels nice!