Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML
Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing machine under dirty clothes when leaving town for the weekend. I learned this AFTER I'd done a load of laundry. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
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BlesstheSilence 11
Sounds like he wanted to air his genitals out too...
RabidBunny 10
His house, his rules :D
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Comments (120)
ManaBot 0
Sounds like the neighborhood I should live in.
JohnnyxViet 0
you don't know how much a man's junk itches.
Pelreskovich 11
Maybe he likes a nice air dry too, you should try it!
You_Need_Soap 6
0void, I'd totally look if you were retrieving your clothes from the line wearing nothing but sandals. Just sayin'.
Awsumuzzie 12
Man, I wish I had the balls to do that.
perdix 31
I love the idea of a guy walking around outdoors in Canada in the winter naked. That takes balls! You'll need high-powered binoculars to see them, though, you know ... shrinkage, significant shrinkage ;)
madmominaminivan 2
I guess his laundry isn't the only thing flapping in the breeze!
patzz12 0
Is he old/creepy??
l0v3p4in 7
People still use clothes lines? In my neighborhood, the Home Owners Association would harass him until he took it down. Their mentality dictates that they lower property values, but I like my clothes air dried. It keeps they in better wear than constantly using a dryer after washing. Anyways, look at the bright side, OP, you did say that he decides to do his work when he "thinks no one in the surrounding area is home." Just make some noise to let him know you're home and he'll most likely cover up. Simple. :)
OfficeNinja 5
So you are in Canada, it is January, and your neighbor is using a clothesline. Naked. How long does it take for clothes to dry in temperatures ranging from 1 to -30?