Today, I discovered that when my crush leans in to kiss me, I get so nervous I throw up. Then throw up again thinking about how embarrassed I am. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I threw up on my crush's lawn. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML
Today, I ran into someone I'd never had a crush on in school, but because I've realised we have a lot in common, I get nervous whenever I see him. I was so near to him while paying for food that I had an anxiety attack, and had to leave quickly. FML
Today, I kissed my crush for the first time and immediately started sneezing uncontrollably. It turns out that I’m allergic to his perfume. He laughed while I tried to blow my nose without looking insane. FML
Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
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Cian_1 28
Oh, hello Stan.
Runner48 6
Stan Marsh?
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Comments (77)
Twigz 4
pretty positive you just pretended to be stan marsh. XD>
vinayj009 5
Consult a psychiatrist. Maybe anxiety is causing this.
Sandman1917 5
Stan is that you??
Ziggy122 15
I clicked on this one just to see how many Stan Marsh comments there'd be. Don't worry, Stan, you'll get the girl in the end.
nesha25 8
Your love life must suck :(
martin8337 36
Does his breath stink that bad? Don't just give him a toothbrush and toothpaste, shiw him how to use it .
stacieharms 11
Who the hell is Stan
kiddos 11
A character from South Park. The same thing happens to him every time he talks to his crush.
KylarStern19 7
I was gonna make a Stan reference but I see I'm late to the party
Eivana 37
The first thing I thought of when I read this FML was, "Here comes the Stan Marsh comments!"
thedudeguy1 16
We'll have to call you Stan then.