Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML
Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML
Today, after I finished giving my baby a bottle then burping her, I lifted her up and was bringing her in for kisses. As I was doing this, I felt this warm liquid hit my lips and slide into my mouth. I instantly pulled her back and she'd vomited. It took everything out of me not to vomit myself. FML
Today, I was unfortunate enough to discover what happens when you vomit mid-drink at a water fountain. FML
Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML
Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML
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Top comments
mubaki 18
stomach acids in your nostrils... ouch
caancoha 0
Go blow your nose, you'll be blowing chunks for weeks.
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drano 0
now it smells even worse :O
faildood 0
why?
RR05 0
haha you probably didn't stand a chance anyway. your probably ugly!
Snuzzlescuf 0
WOOOOOOOOOW way to be a douche lol XD
iBimmer 0
YDI for having a huge nose.
mercilessadi 0
Ydi y coz u r a bitch coz u have camel toe coz ur bf is ******** coz he has gf like u coz u blower him coz u like to be cozy coz u spill it here coz it gets published coz the mods who modd it suck like u(cmon y all dumb ***** get selected while they reject the good one) coz I feel u desereve it coz u wasted my time readin it coz u wasted my iPhone battery coz am out of coz..
newmanlyman3 8
don't drink dumb ass. That's not smart
jessaiee 17
@12 Wow. Your post gave me cancer
SaintJimmy 0
That's a mental image I did not want. I can't imagine how things must smell now. Ick.
mubaki 18
stomach acids in your nostrils... ouch
caancoha 0
Go blow your nose, you'll be blowing chunks for weeks.
ndawgg 6
I had this happen to me once. A little Listerine on a Q tip and swab nose gently. Smelled like mint and didn't smell like barf after the mint wore off.
curryndricegirll 0
you mean this is normal? i didn't think that was possible. next time i have to barf *knock on wood* i'll just let it out
spinningmills 0
Your vomit has to go somewhere if you block your mouth, and since your mouth and nose connect it goes through the nearest hole.
FML_FYL_YDI 0
Ugh. That must have been terrible. But I laughed out loud.
AlexZB 0
i think i sum up everyones thought when i say EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Mvibes 0
Ewwwww....Nasty man. That must have burned
JarJarBinks_fml 0
How can this not be a YDI? You can't hold your liquor, your fault for drinking too much
fml_buster 0
Did you bend down to actually pick up your bag? or was it some other reason? Hmmm...
reapfml 0
Oh, crap that happened to me once. It sucks