Today, I discovered that the "dish soap" my sister uses to clean our dishes when it's her turn, is actually a semi-toxic floor cleaner. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
Today, my mum got the idea of switching to a different dishwashing detergent. The new one is so strong that it coats all the dishes in a nauseating perfume-like smell. It's so pungent that it gets absorbed into everything we eat or drink. She's determined to use up the entire bottle. FML
Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML
Today, my brother sprayed the entire kitchen, including all the dishes, with industrial strength spray adhesive, thinking it was disinfectant. I'm the one who got to clean it up. FML
Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark, only to discover it was poop. After further investigation, I found out my younger sister had been wearing them and "experimenting". FML
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, my very sheltered girlfriend decided to surprise me by cleaning our apartment. Although she grew up with housekeepers and maids, I thought it was common knowledge that you don’t try cleaning the bathroom with both bleach and ammonia. We still can’t go back inside our place. FML
Today, my girlfriend offered to wash the bathroom while I was at work. I came back home to find her feeling unwell with a bad headache. She had mixed drain cleaner with bleach because she thought it would make the bathroom cleaner. Now my entire house is a mini gas chamber. FML
Today, after the last few months of my sister living with me while she finds her feet, I asked if she could help me out by doing the washing up. Half an hour later, I walked into knee high dish soap foam in the kitchen. My sister was right in the middle, trying to sculpt dicks. She's 20. FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
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You should go get screened for any precancerous growths or other bodily disturbances... That could be serious stuff
then000bster 16
Don't worry, a little toxic never killed anyo..... Maybe you will turn into a mutant turtle or something cool!!!!!
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Comments (68)
worldclassrager 41
It gets the job done...just hope it doesn't put anyone six feet under...get everyone tested hide the cleaner/get rid of it...
Hobbit79 10
Meh, close enough.
godfathermock 19
Oops...
YOLO_SWAG_2013 3
Toxin will only kill u if injected into the bloodstream if it were poison u would have to be checked out
Baller_Bob 17
I'm sorry, but she is an idiot
emmingle 24
I'm back. (OP) today she used the dish soap in the washing machine. There are bubbles everywhere and everything smells weird. Ditz for sale, pick up immediately...
Patlipo 14
READ THE ******* LABEL!!!