Today, I discovered that the "dish soap" my sister uses to clean our dishes when it's her turn, is actually a semi-toxic floor cleaner. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
Today, my mum got the idea of switching to a different dishwashing detergent. The new one is so strong that it coats all the dishes in a nauseating perfume-like smell. It's so pungent that it gets absorbed into everything we eat or drink. She's determined to use up the entire bottle. FML
Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML
Today, my brother sprayed the entire kitchen, including all the dishes, with industrial strength spray adhesive, thinking it was disinfectant. I'm the one who got to clean it up. FML
Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark, only to discover it was poop. After further investigation, I found out my younger sister had been wearing them and "experimenting". FML
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, my very sheltered girlfriend decided to surprise me by cleaning our apartment. Although she grew up with housekeepers and maids, I thought it was common knowledge that you don’t try cleaning the bathroom with both bleach and ammonia. We still can’t go back inside our place. FML
Today, my girlfriend offered to wash the bathroom while I was at work. I came back home to find her feeling unwell with a bad headache. She had mixed drain cleaner with bleach because she thought it would make the bathroom cleaner. Now my entire house is a mini gas chamber. FML
Today, after the last few months of my sister living with me while she finds her feet, I asked if she could help me out by doing the washing up. Half an hour later, I walked into knee high dish soap foam in the kitchen. My sister was right in the middle, trying to sculpt dicks. She's 20. FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
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You should go get screened for any precancerous growths or other bodily disturbances... That could be serious stuff
then000bster 16
Don't worry, a little toxic never killed anyo..... Maybe you will turn into a mutant turtle or something cool!!!!!
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xALEXx_fml 15
Yessss I moderated this..
perdix 31
Damn, are you sure she's not a dude, because that is a trick straight from the Man Playbook -- when assigned an unpleasant chore, **** it up so badly that the woman takes it over.
Zen_Mei 17
#9 remind me never to eat at your house again
Koleckai 16
Shouldn't keep toxic, semi or otherwise, cleaners in the house at all. No need to have them.
emmingle 24
hey, OP here! in case you were all wondering she has been taught quite the lesson and will no longer make the same mistakes. I guess the sad part is that she is way older than her apparent IQ.
perdix 31
#48, you know IQ is the ratio of your mental age to your chronological age. I did the math and it would have been less confusing if you said, "My sister is an idiot." So, is she going to do the dishes with safe soap, or did she manage to get you to do them all the time?
Freethaawave 19
How did she learn her lesson? No one got sick, as well?
Ibeatmyself 3
I've had pine sol poisoning because my friend thought it was ok to use it on her dishes worst stomach pain ever
emmingle 24
no one was too sick... sorry if that was confusing, I meant, she has the IQ of a 4 year old. yes, she is a blatant dumb-ass.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Again? You have before?
mrperspire 4
Your sister is an idiot. Sorry you live with a retard.
babyshaft408 8
Semi-toxic? It's either toxic or not
baref00tmama 15
Toxicity has levels just like anything else. Plenty of things are toxic if ingested but are safe to use in the home.