Natalie
Canada
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML
familyofpsychos
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Elkhorn, United States
Stiched up
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
szechuansauce
Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML
HGTV
Boston, United States
Roommates from hell
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Anonymous
Oshawa, Canada
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
sisterly love
Santa Clara, United States
Betrayal
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
qwerty
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
epiiphany
United States
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
NoColor
San Francisco, United States
Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML
punaise ...
Marchaux, France
Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML
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FYLDeep 26
We don't know what you did. I can't make a valid assessment of the situation.
nordies4 0
what a jerk!!!!! dude I'm sorry
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Comments (232)
iRobynM 0
oh no!! what was the revenge for?
PsychoMerk 0
Beat her with them! :D Avenge ye education!!!! Dx
WordsOfHope 0
agreed
tristan1001 0
agreed x2
reggie77 0
agreed x3
alexandraa_fml 0
agreed x4!
ydiftw 0
disagreed x1 FTW
paigeatsflesh 11
agreed x6
Fedor_is_KING 0
No, I'm agree x6 cause 78 had to be all gangsta and ruin the fun. No worries "agree x5" is pretty cool too :D
crisco_jockey 0
agree to disagree X1
Fedor_is_KING 0
Okay, I'm wrong. I'm ageed x7, not my fault though, 101s comment keeps disappering.
loludeserveit 0
agree to disagree to agree about disagreeing x1
hannahuk1986 0
Revenge for what? How can we decide if you deserved it or not if you don't tell us?! We need to know!!!
Brooke84 0
yea what if ur was for something " horrible"
Osakhomen 0
Make her buy you new ones. Problem solved.
Hobo_stickfigure 0
was the sharpie blue if it was you can't get mad. blue is a nice color.
KTpants 0
*like*
gummiworms 0
@hobo_stickfigure:: LMAAOO!!! I like blue. I'd it was orange. that's baddd. wat dis u do to her first
Hexxe 1
did you set her bed on fire?
saywaturcoco 0
nice one!
DerangedFox 0
I don't get it. Why set her bed on fire?
DerangedFox 0
Oh I see now. Pardon my stupidity.
saywaturcoco 0
well if u read the fml b4 this one it say today my sis set my bed on fire blahblah FML that's y
iRobynM 0
are you at Ottawa u?
MndM 0
haha wow that would be halarious
PsychoMerk 0
Lady Gaga reference FTL -_-
itz_towelie 6
there's really no winning with lady gaga...
bobislaughin 0
well dear fellow ontarioan... you think that's revenge? well u did something and I'm a triplet and my sis and bro have done far worse my bro and did coloured my face when I fell asleep that same day I woke up at 4 am , the put a trip wire at my door and locked me outside to freeze until my mom came home.. so if u think that's not bad then what is so steel her money and get new ones
FYLDeep 26
Win. The genders on the fmls even checks out.
farsidee 0
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