Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I discovered a purple BMX bike abandoned in my front yard. I wondered why it was there, until I looked over to discover that my own bike had been stolen. I guess they liked mine better. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
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jasonsexcema 3
your principal's window. are you SURE you're not bart simpson?
Vacant 7
The thing is, especially with that information on it, who WOULD throw their own bike through the principal's window? So I don't think you have anything to worry about, OP.
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Comments (46)
Intoxicunt 6
That's a very stalkerish way to hit on someone. At least now he/she can call you!
MaxFishr 0
Ha i get it. His bike was 'stolen' and thrown by 'someone else' and his 'favorite' teachers car.
Achall91 17
What? -_-
jasonsexcema 3
your principal's window. are you SURE you're not bart simpson?
elliebutton 0
YDI.
BeeSkwaird 0
YDI for not telling us what your house is three miles from—and for spelling "whose" wrong. (It's not that hard!)
0___0 9
and using the word "but" awkwardly. I don't think he deserves it, but it would have been better to read if he didn't make errors.
Alphabetica 0
#14, you need to dismount from your high horse, not everybody is exceptional at spelling!
repyourcliche 0
firstly, it's not spelling, it's grammatical. booyah. secondly, am i the only one who fouind ^'s comment quite amusing? 'dismount from your high horse' lolol
liveBabylon 0
No aha I really lol'd at that
leisl14 0
lol 27- I like that you know the difference between spelling and grammatical errors, but can't spell found.
slasher29 0
it was probably just a typo. and grammer nazis on fml do amuse me, but YDI for making a grammer mistake or typo in typing it? are we supposed to get it proofread and by a professional editor and formally approved by a publishing company? and 17 nice!!!
wajalama 0
um..you're correcting another person's grammar, and you spell found as "fouind"...kind of ironic, huh?
missmurderx 8
she probably wrote it on an iPhone, these keyboards are the suck): so many typos; I make mistakes all the freaking time.
stupidmonkey80 0
YDI for what getting their bike stolen and smashed into their principles window or mistaken grammar or spelling. REALLY!!??
stupidmonkey80 0
I love the grammar nazi
KelpGelp 1
How?
KelpGelp 1
How?
shapeshifter101 4
thats sucks. one of the reason i do have a bike.
Bloodknight 22
Nothin to say really except, sucks to be you...
Aspie 0
FYL. I suggest you contact your principal quickly so he knows you're framed.
missgreenday 0
You actually know where your principal lives?
0___0 9
It was probably the principals' office. Or he lives in a small community.
Vacant 7
The thing is, especially with that information on it, who WOULD throw their own bike through the principal's window? So I don't think you have anything to worry about, OP.
hollisterlover64 0
FYL. that sucks!
giganticbrain 0
What a poorly written FML.