Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered I have bed bugs. I have nowhere else to sleep and I won't be able to afford a new mattress for at least a year. I'd better get used to these giant welts. FML
Today, after finally going to therapy for anxiety like everyone wanted, I discovered the itching feeling that kept me awake at night was actually caused by a bedbug infestation. FML
Today, three days after finally having a bed to sleep on, I woke up with multiple bedbug bites. I can't use my blankets, wear any of my clothes and it's back to sleeping on the floor for me. FML
Today, I was glad to find out that all the bedbugs have been eaten. Now I have a spider infestation. FML
Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML
Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML
Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I felt an itch on my arm. Then another. Then another. I finally looked to see what was going on, only to find a bunch of ants crawling in my bed. They were somehow getting in through the closed window. Guess I’m done sleeping tonight. FML
Today, while working the graveyard shift at my hotel, it felt a little chilly, so I grabbed a blanket out of the box we usually store old blankets in. Twenty minutes later, the live-in maintenance man casually remarked that those blankets are all infected with bed-bugs. FML
Today, after three visits from exterminators and another from a steam cleaner, I still have bedbugs. FML
Today, after being moved to three different employer-provided apartments because they all had mold and electrical problems, I requested a bigger bed. The bed they delivered had bedbugs. FML
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dukain94 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
thinmint 0
"pics or it didn't happen?" oh yeah baby let me see you covered in fleas you sexy mutt!
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Comments (72)
omgsome1helpme 0
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha FYL
Deadcore 0
dude i feel ur pain, i did the same thing except for a whole night :/
BRWNSKINLESBO19 0
dude u have bed bugz soo not cute- thrw that mattress away asap
dethmaul 0
That shit sucks. My dogs have a few fleas on them, and I let them inside to sit with me once out of the blue. Flea infestation under my computer. All over the legs, those bites are unnatural itchy. No wonder dogs go insane for itching. I brush it with the serrated edge of a knife and it feels so much better. When you've killed them all, they come back two months later when the eggs hatch and get hungry. They're hard to kill, too. Have to crush them against something hard with a knife, or flush them. Don't leave them to drown, they'll just jump out of the water. Sneaky bastards.
FJT 0
whoever says animal fleas don't bite people is full of it, trust me they do, our cats fleas bite us all the time they get in our bed, we have to check our bed all the time, and treat our poor cat all the time
ALEX920 0
ew get ****** k9 advantix
raytard0072 0
god, fleas suck i know but that's sad that u dnt c dem on the bed. i no its super hard to find little black thgs crawling all over your bed but still........................
magarkatherine 1
EWWWWW
LiiLii_13 0
DAMM I FEEL YEW.:/ FLEAS SUK
ugwmii 0
fleas like naked chicks