Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered I have bed bugs. I have nowhere else to sleep and I won't be able to afford a new mattress for at least a year. I'd better get used to these giant welts. FML
Today, after finally going to therapy for anxiety like everyone wanted, I discovered the itching feeling that kept me awake at night was actually caused by a bedbug infestation. FML
Today, three days after finally having a bed to sleep on, I woke up with multiple bedbug bites. I can't use my blankets, wear any of my clothes and it's back to sleeping on the floor for me. FML
Today, I was glad to find out that all the bedbugs have been eaten. Now I have a spider infestation. FML
Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML
Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML
Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I felt an itch on my arm. Then another. Then another. I finally looked to see what was going on, only to find a bunch of ants crawling in my bed. They were somehow getting in through the closed window. Guess I’m done sleeping tonight. FML
Today, while working the graveyard shift at my hotel, it felt a little chilly, so I grabbed a blanket out of the box we usually store old blankets in. Twenty minutes later, the live-in maintenance man casually remarked that those blankets are all infected with bed-bugs. FML
Today, after three visits from exterminators and another from a steam cleaner, I still have bedbugs. FML
Today, after being moved to three different employer-provided apartments because they all had mold and electrical problems, I requested a bigger bed. The bed they delivered had bedbugs. FML
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dukain94 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
thinmint 0
"pics or it didn't happen?" oh yeah baby let me see you covered in fleas you sexy mutt!
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Comments (72)
musicislife1995_fml 0
let's hope people don't sleep with you and accuse of crab infestation D: -gasp-
silverspire29 2
That is why you don't sleep naked. Tard.
Mustardnight 3
If this is sarcasm, its not funny, otherwise your a total retard for thinking fleas wouldnt bite someone even with clothes on. You think pyjamas have anti- flea forcefields? What a dunce. I dont know why your comment enraged me but it did, it was just so thoughtless and stupid.
SHORTstopp99 5
what does ydi mean?
higurashil0v3 0
@#19, YDI means You deserved it, or you deserve it
cottonshwabs 0
i moderated this one!! but really its weird that you sleep naked.
WTFsGoingOn 0
I sleep naked.
wh4t3v3R 0
Wait, what is so weird about sleeping naked? I mean, I guess since I don't watch people sleep...often...I figured everyone slept like me when alone: naked. Fleas suck, literally and figuratively. FYL OP.
sumdizzyfoo 0
Obviously you've either A) Never tried it. B) Need to buy better sheets. Naked is the most comfortable pj's you'll ever own.
snarkytruth 37
I sleep naked too. It's very natural and most comfortable. Just keep a robe handy should the house catch fire?
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
FAKE the OP stole this from the beginning of a porno
elliekinslurvsya 0
That sounds like one weird porno. Awesome sn though =P
MetallicaRules19 4
you would know how you dirty bastard, which porno btw i may have seen it
dimension516 0
Did they go in your ******? They are lucky.
Mustardnight 3
Dont forget this could be oprah, rosie odonell or even *gasp* her majestomy the queen!
TrinityisLife 22
Infestation......how could you not know there's fleas in your bed. You had to of noticed bites before now. Nice job on admitting you probably haven't been laid in a while as well ;) At least not in your own bed.
bailo 0
this is honestly one of my worst fears. i'm sitting on my bed right now. you're gonna make it hard for me to get to sleep tonight.
lnp2943 0
meeting too
WTFsGoingOn 0
Fleas bite people. I moved into an apartment once, turns out the house the apartment was in was infested with fleas. Within two days my legs, stomach and arms were covered in bug bites. I had my brother come out since he is an exterminator because my first thought was bed bugs or something like that. Nope, fleas. Tons and tons of fleas. I felt like a giant bug bite for weeks until they got the house bug bombed.
baby_gurl2405 0
haha omg omg haha, now u've probably got like flea bites everywhere,.. and i mean EVERYWHERE haha FYL