Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered I have bed bugs. I have nowhere else to sleep and I won't be able to afford a new mattress for at least a year. I'd better get used to these giant welts. FML
Today, after finally going to therapy for anxiety like everyone wanted, I discovered the itching feeling that kept me awake at night was actually caused by a bedbug infestation. FML
Today, three days after finally having a bed to sleep on, I woke up with multiple bedbug bites. I can't use my blankets, wear any of my clothes and it's back to sleeping on the floor for me. FML
Today, I was glad to find out that all the bedbugs have been eaten. Now I have a spider infestation. FML
Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML
Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML
Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I felt an itch on my arm. Then another. Then another. I finally looked to see what was going on, only to find a bunch of ants crawling in my bed. They were somehow getting in through the closed window. Guess I’m done sleeping tonight. FML
Today, while working the graveyard shift at my hotel, it felt a little chilly, so I grabbed a blanket out of the box we usually store old blankets in. Twenty minutes later, the live-in maintenance man casually remarked that those blankets are all infected with bed-bugs. FML
Today, after three visits from exterminators and another from a steam cleaner, I still have bedbugs. FML
Today, after being moved to three different employer-provided apartments because they all had mold and electrical problems, I requested a bigger bed. The bed they delivered had bedbugs. FML
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dukain94 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
thinmint 0
"pics or it didn't happen?" oh yeah baby let me see you covered in fleas you sexy mutt!
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Comments (72)
catriona_cd 0
better than crabs??
sumdizzyfoo 0
HAHA really? SOooo... someones had a flea infestation in a porno thus flea's are extinct...is that your logic on this one?
cinnaluna 0
0.o
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
I feel your pain, I'm allergic to those bastards.
Mustardnight 3
Isnt everyone allergic to fleas? Lol.
CallMeHush 1
Maybe a flee collar is in order.
me5 0
I'm naked in bed right now
igroomdogs 0
you sure they're fleas? or are they Bedbugs?
warrenpeace 0
Sounds like you gots da crotch rot!
SNOTTYBONES 0
There are a few things that could happen in the middle of the night that I would not like to be naked when they do. I'm sure if we put our heads together we could come up with a few. Example. The house catching on fire you pass out because of the smoke, they come in to rescue you. Now you are laying on the front lawn in front of all your neighbors butt naked. lol