Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
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Pentium_4 27
that's an insane amount of bad luck within 5 seconds.
perdix 31
And, then, it began to rain. And, then, a bum peed on you. And, then, a pack of hungry wolves descended on you. . .
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Comments (80)
megamandude455 10
Bad Luck Catherine
xlord 27
Hey even Sherlock had to settle for a couple of easy cases in between all the crazy ones!!!!!
GoingToBeAPilot1 6
Great attempt for first.
ebdeadaccount 11
Shit attempt for 28
lilpowers 3
Amazing attempt for 67
val_159 1
Ouchouchouch that must have hurt! D:
uJelly24 1
Did you figure that out all by yourself?
Maddidaddi 0
Omg. I'm so sorry op.
manyourlifesucks 0
Little overemotional there eh? ^
poindextrr 2
ouch!
jammy101 3
Ouch!!!!
LightningCactus 12
Yeah, it sounded painful to me too.
Pentium_4 27
that's an insane amount of bad luck within 5 seconds.
HiIAmKevin 8
6*
kirrra 11
what?
onlychildFTW 34
I hope you really started pulling to get your finger free. That would be the only way. But ouch. I've had my finger caught in a door once. ONLY ONCE. I now never put my finger near door frames anymore. At least you leaned a lesson. "door frame + finger = pain". I hope you don't lose your nail either. Losing a nail looks gross for awhile.
metalwolf 17
I have only stuck my finger in a door once as well. Car doors can be brutal to little kids who are not paying attention. I have a nice scar on my finger from the stitches.
tellithowitis 13
I closed a door on my toe once, and it pulled my toe nail off... Its been 7 months and still has not grown completely back. Gross
chris36taylor 2
Hurts my finger just thinking about it
matty_4007 0
AND, even with your mangled fingers, you managed to type this FML. Congratulations.
perdix 31
And, then, it began to rain. And, then, a bum peed on you. And, then, a pack of hungry wolves descended on you. . .
The_Hitdude 12
...and then, she got stung by a wasp.
saradestery 5
How creative !
Colonel_Lexi 18
...and then Billy appeared and said, "Hello, Catherine, I'd like to play a game..."
Raath00 7
....and then Loki's alien invasion started right in front of you.
lopsop 12
And they all lived happily ever after. The end
dinkumdave 0
I had a similar experience except my keys were in the opposite pocket and I had to ask an elderly lady to retrieve them
cayytee 0
you forgot to add that you ignored the other people that went by just so you could ask the old lady ; )