Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Fashionista
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
Stacy's mom…
Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
Boundaries
Today, I noticed some of my thongs were stretched out and now hung loose on my hips. I thought it might be the dryer set too hot but no, apparently my mom has been wearing them over her fat ass, and thought I wouldn’t mind since we occasionally share our hoodies. Not the same thing mom. GROSS. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML
Today, I found why exactly my clothes always seemed more stretched out after about a week of owning them. My mom steals and wears them when she goes clubbing. My mom is 46, twice my size, and gets out more than me. FML
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nomnommonster 0
Hmm. I'm sure you can snag some inexpensive clothing at thrift stores. Problem solved.
boreddoubletears 0
Sell all of the furniture and tell her to feel free to pile up the carpet in the corner for a bed.
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purplemnm 9
look closely men, this is what pms looks like.
marleytooyou 0
get a job and buy clothes u dumbshit
purplemnm 9
grow some self esteem and use your own photos dumbshit people like you disgust me, all your doing by using her photo is being a damn creeper, unless you can prove that's really you then I'm going to keep nagging you about it on every comment you post, oh and btw, identity theft is illegal
marleytooyou 0
this is not a fake pic I was the one who put this online so quit bitchin hater!!!
MnBran6 0
could be a friend's pic. If not, learn to use a timer you myspace-angling keyboard tough girl(guy).
Monikabug 9
Next you can steal a picture of somebody that has eyes! :)
gigi_bella 0
To the lovely 49~ I've only read your comments, and don't know you in real life, but I hate the shit out of you. I know, I'll save you the time. "ur a dumb hater!!!!!"
mcj622 0
yeah don't hate. she's fine as hell.
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
The lack of clothes "you" seem to be wearing in "your" picture indicates you should probably take your own advice. And yes, we all know that picture is fake for many reasons, but the main one being the camera it's being taken with takes pictures of a much better quality than that. To the OP, that really sucks, I hope that you find interest in altering your own clothes though.
marleytooyou 0
if u hate me so much y waste ur time commenting on my stuff??? HATERS!!!!
AxCxDxDx 0
99, you look like bleached roadkill.
XxKeLs3yxX 0
no ofense but that picture isn't exactly worthy of stealing so I doubt if it's fake.
sum1savemeh 0
marley- if your picture wasn't fake, then you wouldn't be defending your sorry ass in front of all these "haters" trust me, I am no hater. I am at a loss of respect for people who are fake..
marleytooyou 0
why are these haters waiating their time to tell me what they think I am
ImaginaryFoe 1
marley, Taryn gave you a really good suggestion if you want all the "haters" to leave you alone. Just put up another pic with your face. Once they see it's the same person, they'll fall back. BTW, everyone that disagrees with you, calls you out, or says something intelligent is not a hater. Please try to use the word correctly. Otherwise it comes off as a pathetic defense mechanism.
WompWompDub_Step 0
so I'm pretty sure this is a different person than your last one, which your last one of that girl with no eyes was on a website about "emo girl stories".
sum1savemeh 0
I agree^^^^^^ that totally doesn't even look like the same person.... wow.. you fail at being fake marley
nomnommonster 0
http://emo-haircuts-style.blogspot.com/2009/11/what-color-is-best-emo-hairstyles-color.html hmm...coincidence? It's a tad strange.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I'll admit I was curious enough to look this up. Unless this picture was taken before you got a tatto, a nose job, and your nose and lip pierced then took the other picture, I don't think it's the same person. I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt but it really seems like you looked online for a pic that most closely resembled the other. If you can post a recent pic of yourself that isn't online, that would help your case. Otherwise, you'll probably have to keep dealing with these comments.
purplemnm 9
DANA KILLER...look on myspace, same facial structure, if I'm wrong I will keep searching
purplemnm 9
sorry not Dana killer....HEATHER BEATHER...yea...
Monikabug 9
Wow... that is really sad. ._. Insecurity, much?
pendulum2012 0
someone is PMSing. if appearences don't matter then why do you take the time to cake on cheap looking make-up and dye your hair crazy colors? hypocrite.
Ricky_rubio121 0
trashy is hot as **** IMO!
XxKeLs3yxX 0
you should be grateful that she didn't sell your winter clothes on eBay too. shesh people these days
colonel_crunk 0
why didnt she just shott your winter clothes :S
jts2x3 1
lol soo true
heyyfishy 0
lol @purplemnm
Drumr3oy 0
How about u get a job?
xx3ginaxx3 0
Well people actually pay money for like, ripped jeans and stuff. You'll be fine :)