Today, while at work, a man came in wearing a very elaborate cowboy ensemble and went to talk to one of my coworkers. Once he left, I asked her how she knew a gay cowboy. She then explained that he's actually a farmer and her husband of ten years. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, a coworker was telling me he was lonely and needed someone special in his life. I replied, "Why don't you find yourself a girlfriend?" He looked at me weird and said, "I'm gay." FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML
Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML
Today, I steeled my nerve, gritted my teeth, pulled my finger out, and asked our new coworker on a date. He looked at me weird, then said those four words, “But I’m not gay.” Five weeks we’ve worked together and all that time he thought I was a man. I’m a woman, born a woman, with a vagina. FML
Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML
Today, I was pulled into an argument between a woman and her boyfriend. He wanted to buy a jacket and she wanted my opinion, as a gay man, on whether it suited him. I’m not gay, I'm even married to a woman. They were very surprised because apparently I look "super gay." Other shoppers agreed. FML
Today, I was working at my desk when a colleague came over to my desk and said, “You loiter in gay bars”. I started having a panic attack because I thought he'd found out and would out me to my wife. Only when he began cracking up laughing did I realise it was a "joke." FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for a year is and always has been gay. I was apparently "an amazingly convenient beard" for his ultra-religious family. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
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LtHoward 0
Lol wtf, Just cause he's dressed like a cowboy doesn't make the man guy, that's funny though, you better have apologized OP, anyways YDI for making such an assumption.
alex_vik 1
Take the stick out of your ass and realize that not all "cowboys" are gay. YDI
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LauranceMonroe 0
Happens to the best of us
Emofluffinzhehe 0
can we say shallow? and you're gaydar is off lawl
sam411411 0
doesn't it? uhh cowboy, brokeback mountain, am I the only one thinking this?
Prototype12 0
why would you say there gay if you haven't talked or seen them in your life.... idiot
imcannedfruit 0
Heath Ledger is dead... :'(
StoryOfTheWeek 0
12- you can tell if someone is gay if you add together the way they talk, walk, dress, and act, so I'm guessing she didn't use all 4 of of these
TapeMan_3000 0
ydi for thinking someone was gay if you never seen them before you shallow stupid judging swine! that's the worst insult a straight man can hear! it offends all of us!
ReyEr9412 0
The OP is a dumbass for thinking that Farmer=Cowboy
beccaishereyay 11
wow. why would you even ask that? ydi
gigi_bella 0
@8- Was that a Modern Family reference? :)
BabySoExclusive 0
YDI
dudeitsdanny 10
27- Yep. All good guys who care about their looks are gay, and all girls like make-up, or they're lesbians.
beccaishereyay 11
awww Danny... I liked all your comments until now :/
boopityboppity 11
That was sarcasm, Becca. duditsdanny was saying how ridiculous the original comment was.
PsychoMerk 0
@51, what if you can't wear make-up because you're allergic like me? :( I'm straight. even the mineral kind make me breakout :/
beccaishereyay 11
ahahahahaha boopity boppity, I'm not even going to try and justify myself lol i legitimatly didn't even get that it was sarcasm until you pointed that out. I feel like an idiot haha. sorry Danny. you keep rocking hard :)
beccaishereyay 11
and 63, I think she was talking about face makeup... like concealer, foundation, powder...
malheartsnutmeg 20
@27, Just how sheltered are you?
boopityboppity 11
We all have our moments. Some just have more than others :P
beccaishereyay 11
lol thanks for understanding :)
xXSamPerezXx 0
it's nice to see that the first comment isn't " FIRST"
jasonsaied 1
haha f her life for being married to a gay cowboy
froggi_fml 0
he's a jolly rancher!!! ahaha XD
Emofluffinzhehe 0
lol no it wasnt modern family reference but i does like it =^~,~^=
crazytoaster 2
When did cowboys become gay? Seriously, you try that shit with John Wayne, he would've ****** you up.
beccaishereyay 11
crazytoaster you are my hero. john Wayne would have ****** these people up
bezach 0
stupid movie cowboys used to be the Sybil of manhood
PsychoMerk 0
@63, I'm not wearing makeup.. it's that shiny ass chapstick :0 not lipgloss, chapstick >_>
dudeitsdanny 10
Becca- Lol, no worries. I have trouble turning my sarcasm off, but don't always get online sarcasm, either. Psycho- Sarcasm. Lol. Just like I'm pretty sure I'm a good guy and not gay. ....Or am I? =O
UberFail79 0
@86 I'm not gonna hit ya... I'm not gonna hit ya... *punches 86 in the face* like hell I'm not!
tehamericanboy94 0
@ 81..when brokeback moutain came out and George Bush got asked about it at a college speech was the exact moment..cowboys became gay.
PsychoMerk 0
at Danny.... oopsies :3
roenick99 0
so are you defending queers, cowboys or queer cowboys?
ryguy997 0
NMA. (never make assumptions.)
fsxman1 11
you are in the 2010 and u are still calling ppl gay? WTF?
jasoniskiing 0
becca I love you.
dudeitsdanny 10
^^^^ .....Do they prefer heterosexually impaired?
lelanatty 0
O RLY NOW? That's a generalization fail right there mister.
demomanX 0
wad that cowboy eating pudding. sounds like an independent film
eggfactory 20
So you're insulting her because she made an assumption about the Guy being gay. Do you even realize that saying "it´s the worst offend ever to man" is even stupider?
eggfactory 20
My comment was meant for #33 btw -_-'
teentee401 37
Not really. I mean if the coworker was talking to him, they OBVIOUSLY knew each other. So how come the first thing the OP does is insult that person. Even if he wasn't her husband, I doubt she would like having her friend/brother/acquaintance insulted like that.
LtHoward 0
Lol wtf, Just cause he's dressed like a cowboy doesn't make the man guy, that's funny though, you better have apologized OP, anyways YDI for making such an assumption.
pendulum2012 0
she thought he was gay because the costume was "very elaborate." I bet you got so excited to be one of the first commenters that you didn't even read the whole FML.
Monikabug 9
I agree. OP, you deserve it for assuming that a complete stranger was a homosexual, just because he was dressed like a cowboy. If you were in the South and you pulled some comment like that? You would have giant boot-shaped holes in your body. SHAME ON YOU. YDI. :)
LtHoward 0
Relax Pendulum, I don't care about commenting first, I have commented first before and I don't get all "excited" as you say, just cause the costume is "elaborate" is not a good reason to assume a person is gay.
acmf48 0
well stated #11
iceman05 0
3rd?
benito_fml 0
646th
thenumberblue 0
I pity the farmer that resembles a gay cowboy.
purplemnm 9
I pity da fool who makes jokes that fail
thisismitch 3
#6 = win
thenumberblue 0
I'm not making a joke, I'm pitying a fool... don't make me pity you!
FatalWedgie 0
FYL OP for assuming the cowboy was gay just like I assume #6 is ugly as sin.
thisismitch 3
#6, i change my mind. I PITTY THE FAIL!!! that is you.
purplemnm 9
At least i have the nerve to post my real pic and i pity your mom for giving birth to your stupid ass
FatalWedgie 0
try not to be so homely next time
marleytooyou 0
sukka how the hell did u get the idea he was gay???
afatmonkey 0
When he started dry-humping the John Travolta poster.
Monikabug 9
Nah, even straight people do that. ^
afatmonkey 0
When was the last time you saw John Travolta? Now he looks like an overweight condom. With a beard.
marleytooyou 0
wait he didn't say anything about John travolta .... did he ..... nawwww..... wait..... uhhh.....
Monikabug 9
It's not about the beard, or the skin, or the hair plugs. It's the fame. Or maybe it's the money. Hmm... Can't be sure now...
marleytooyou 0
wait what are u talking about
CallMeHush 1
When it comes right down to it, isn't it always about the money?
katmandont 0
@36 -LOL
ohSNAPyall 27
Did he have assless chaps? Hawt.
UberFail79 0
Hmm... I don't think I've ever seen an overweight condom... although I've seen a bilemic one (that's how my first-born son happened)
XxKeLs3yxX 0
I don't understand how you can get a cowboy and a farmer mixed up and you shouldn't assume someone gay inless they actually tell you themselves. BTW #3 NO ONE cares if ur the 3rd one to reply!
katmandont 0
@14 - City folk do this all the time. They think the stuff they see on the tv is real. If you've only ever seen a cowboy or a farmer from images on the tv, then it's easy to be confused when the real thing presents itself
alex_vik 1
Take the stick out of your ass and realize that not all "cowboys" are gay. YDI
marleytooyou 0
how the hell did u get the idea he was gay ??? sukka
KurouTenshi 0
The only cowboy I want in the pant of is Space Cowboy. I'd get down down down down down for him any day!!
ohSNAPyall 27
I prefer the gangster of love.
mime2010 0
talk about foot in mouth disease.