Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
Today, I noticed some of my thongs were stretched out and now hung loose on my hips. I thought it might be the dryer set too hot but no, apparently my mom has been wearing them over her fat ass, and thought I wouldn’t mind since we occasionally share our hoodies. Not the same thing mom. GROSS. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML
Today, I found why exactly my clothes always seemed more stretched out after about a week of owning them. My mom steals and wears them when she goes clubbing. My mom is 46, twice my size, and gets out more than me. FML
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nomnommonster 0
Hmm. I'm sure you can snag some inexpensive clothing at thrift stores. Problem solved.
boreddoubletears 0
Sell all of the furniture and tell her to feel free to pile up the carpet in the corner for a bed.
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Comments (127)
perdix 31
This is Texas. If you know what you're doing with the scissors, you can be hotter than the Texas summer. If you add to that skillful use of a razor, you can get the guys sweatier than a Houston summer ;)
xXxEmotionalxXx 0
Just do it, you can decide on a pattern and make it look awsome. Instead of going out and buying expensive jeans with cut-offs and holes I made my own and they look just like the real thing.
Rexx 0
Or...you could wear purple shorts and tint your skin green then everyone will understand what happened.
thelionking555 1
your bitching because you don't have summer AND winter clothes. dont be spoiled
marleytooyou 0
wow # 44 this is me it's not a fake picture evr think I put this pic online quit bitchin
purplemnm 9
prove it you **** and I will get down on my knees and beg for forgiveness
everydayisfml07 3
purplemnm, I ******* love you. people like such skanks (in whom you are responding to by commenting) are such low-lives that they have to lie about who they are for acceptance. Applause to the stupid ****/asshole/he-she for wanting to fit in; boo for failing at life (:
sum1savemeh 0
you go girl! (@48) I hate ppl who use fake pictures and pretend to be something they aren't
Jazzaka 0
go purple, i hate people who put up fake pictures... anyway ydi for letting your mom go through your clothes and you not noticing.
bugmenotmofo 34
Came here to say this. Glad to see someone else has some sense.
exoticfuck 0
chill 48.. why do you care if its a fake picture anyways. god get a life >.> . anyways, if marleytooyou actually has a real picture of her , then congrats on being a dumb scene girl. dont you notice that the only reason people hangout with you is to either **** you or to get some shit from you.
VeryNice329 0
I like the eyes... very nice colors
goonie85 0
#25 is awesome. Also, if you want your clothes ripped up, I'll do that shit for $20. That's a steal compared to $50!!!
MnBran6 0
rofl@hypocrital scene kid
everydayisfml07 3
@19: I think someone needs to get laid and stop being a ******* stuck-up ****. If your bitch ass was put in this position, you'd be crying like a little ***** worse than you are right now *(which would suck for the rest of the world)*. YOU, are the reason there are murders in the world.. die, plzkthnx.
reapfml 0
shadow is a guy who got that pic from google or shes a bitch
everydayisfml07 3
oh, added side note: nobody said they didn't hate you either ^_^