Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
Today, I noticed some of my thongs were stretched out and now hung loose on my hips. I thought it might be the dryer set too hot but no, apparently my mom has been wearing them over her fat ass, and thought I wouldn’t mind since we occasionally share our hoodies. Not the same thing mom. GROSS. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML
Today, I found why exactly my clothes always seemed more stretched out after about a week of owning them. My mom steals and wears them when she goes clubbing. My mom is 46, twice my size, and gets out more than me. FML
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nomnommonster 0
Hmm. I'm sure you can snag some inexpensive clothing at thrift stores. Problem solved.
boreddoubletears 0
Sell all of the furniture and tell her to feel free to pile up the carpet in the corner for a bed.
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Comments (127)
timk_fml 2
trash people
gatts 3
But somehow you can afford a computer? Somethin doesnt make sense....
originalusername_fml 0
fml is on the internet. you gotta be connected to the internet to use that. /durrhurr
i_r_so_silleh 0
i'm actually a little insulted by this, i like cutoffs! and they're good for saving money... but that's so bitchy of your mom. my mom did that with my ipod touch, i think. -___-
heyyfishy 0
if she can't afford a computer how can she afford an iPod or iPhone?
maddie1 0
its acturally snowed alot this winter and it was freezin
sum33 0
punk rock m/
deadpixel_fml 2
Lady, you live in Texas... I know people from Texas, So if I were you I'd just shut up and cut up all my clothes... glue gems on them or something if it makes you happy.
originalusername_fml 0
what does knowing people from texas have anything to do with shutting up and cutting up your clothes if you were OP?
Drakanaa 0
Beggars can't be choosers, bitch. The cut off look isn't trashy...you strike me as the mainstream label type. Just for that, YDI for not learning how to improvise with your clothing. Are you THAT uncreative?
countrygirl0118 6
learn to sew a hem... it's not that difficult.