Today, I found why exactly my clothes always seemed more stretched out after about a week of owning them. My mom steals and wears them when she goes clubbing. My mom is 46, twice my size, and gets out more than me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed some of my thongs were stretched out and now hung loose on my hips. I thought it might be the dryer set too hot but no, apparently my mom has been wearing them over her fat ass, and thought I wouldn’t mind since we occasionally share our hoodies. Not the same thing mom. GROSS. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML
Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
Today, my 50-year-old mother borrowed my denim miniskirt to go to the bar. In return, she offered to let me borrow her red "f*** me" pumps whenever I needed them. FML
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noshitsherlock 0
That's really ****** up and gross. I'm sorry your mom is such a sloppy weirdo!
genius_man16 1
Wow, if you buy your own clothes you should demand that your mother pay you back for all the shit she's ruined.
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noshitsherlock 0
That's really ****** up and gross. I'm sorry your mom is such a sloppy weirdo!
slash1396 0
im sorry that being second is way better than first!!
KumoFF7 3
YDI for putting your dick in the garbage disposal.
Knight05 0
You have no one to blame but yourself for not going out being fugly and lame. And your mom stretching your clothes out should be a wake up call because daughters turn into their mothers physically and mentally. And eventually you are going to be a fat bitch slinging ass for all the homies at club "oo-la-la" as well it's only a matter of time. So don't bitch about it, embrace it. You dirty fat *****. P.S. Go make me a sandwhich trick!
KumoFF7 3
YDI for starting World War II
trollskitroll 0
Its okay. Just save them. A few months of chilling at your house is going to make you depressed. You'll start to eat more and get fat. Then you will fit into the stretched out clothes. Afterword, you'll come back to FML (because your fat and you don't leave the house like that) and write another FML about how now you fit into your moms fat clothes. Good day madam.
Scotland_111 0
Maybe her mom is just a 'big' hit at the club.
jts2x3 1
i smell cougar yum yum
rgriff95 0
Seal clubbing?
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
it's like that tide commercial where the mom goes clubbing in the teen's top and stains it with a mojito or something
skullcandifiedDJ 5
Next time, buy the clothes with the money you "borrowed" from your mother...
jyn_fml 0
wow that just sucks FYL
omgcookeys 15
you know what else sucks? getting the image of a 46 year old, large woman dancing wildly in a club stuck in my head.
genius_man16 1
Wow, if you buy your own clothes you should demand that your mother pay you back for all the shit she's ruined.
DameGreyWulf 1
Agreed! ******* hell, my mother once wore my underwear, and she is... well, I'd say about THREE TIMES my size. And that's MY UNDERWEAR! Ugh... I just let her keep the damn things... It's just effed up when parents wear their children's clothes, no matter the reason. I am sorry, but it just is! It doesn't belong to you, it most likely doesn't fit you, it will never make you look "cool" or "hip," and, depending on what you wore, we really would rather you NOT touch have your body parts touching where we might put ours....
omgcookeys 15
I'm lucky, my mother wears her own clothes that are passed down from her sisters.. nothing new except lingerie. I feel sorry for you guys.. she's the same size as me too so I wouldn't mind.
AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH 0
your mum sounds like a douche
RR05 0
There are clubs in the US that allow 46 year olds in? I mean, who would go to a club if its full of old people?
Xinabeth 0
Cougars are a fad right now...
nofeckingfair 0
how about other people that age OHMYGOSHNOWAYITMAKESSENSE
jairolover 25
they can't discriminate like that you ******* idiot.
Maksimillian 0
Wow I'm really close to top ccomment...FYL
qwertyone 0
How did you find out?
AAAAHHHH12 2
...the OP has *connections*. =O
why_me14 0
hey atleast she doesn't wear your underwear! I hope....
untoldfame 3
is your mom having a midlife crisis? sounds like it.
aslate 0
i think its nice that an aged woman can go out & do regular ppl stuff..... fyl 4 sure cuz shes bigger than u, but if she was thin would u be complaining?
marz88 0
She is complaining because her mom "steals" her stuff. Well and because she stretches it out too.