Heather
Newport News, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered my children had found my vibrator and buried it in the cat's litter box. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Okemos, United States 🌶️ Spicy
What was I thinking?
Today, I realized that the only place my missing vibrator can be is at the house of the people I just dogsat for. In their spare room. Which also serves as their kids' playroom. FML
crazygirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Oh no.
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
go fuck myself
Tampa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can't decide what's worse: the fact that my mother found my vibrator or that, as a prank, she replaced it with a realistic tarantula replica. She won't tell me where it is. FML
Mygawdwhy
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
Anonymous
May be
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
Anonymous
Exminster, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML
Buzzing Confusion
Chicago, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Us neither, dude
Today, I found out that the mother of my children named her vibrator after me. We are together and have not had sex in over 18 months. I have no idea what to do with this information. FML
VCR
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML
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strawberrywine22 30
Trust me, it could be wore. My son took the "rocket ship" he found to school for show and tell. My daughter used it to massage her grandmother's feet.
gonad_gobbler 1
You have smart kids! They knew vibrators and ******* go together!
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karlies 2
Or maybe your kitty found it.
neurodoc 1
They found the manual which said "for better results bury it under the pussy close to where the shit comes out and wait for the magic to happen" ... Well they were just following instructions.. Can't blame them :P The glossary was missing.
jackeechan 10
Nothing a little lube wont fix
zandalee 20
Every pussy has her day.
hatemylife45 9
At least another pussy will be happy
annasartasylum_fml_fml 4
Kids tend to take almost all joy out off your life lol
afuckedlife 4
Congratulations! you've just invented the clitterbox
drcynic 4
Maybe you should hide it better
boyscout3 2
can i see the rocket
starlight124 6
lol, they gave it to the pussy cat