Anonymous
Nature calls
Today, I had to use a drop hole toilet while camping. The smell will haunt me for the rest of my life. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
Anonymous
Slop
Today, I had to stop on a long trip to use the restroom at a gas station. Apparently, there was water damage beneath the toilet, because after about two minutes of doing my business, it collapsed about seven inches beneath the floor. Guess who got covered in water, black mold, and poo. FML
achtung
United States
Noise machine
Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML
VMV
Abrera, Spain
Today, I desperately needed to pee, so I decided to confront my anxiety issues and use a public toilet. I opened the lid, only to see several huge, rancid floaters staring back at me. I had an attack, started sobbing, and pissed myself on the way home. Never again. FML
missed
United States
Sprinkler system
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
mikesok988
United States
Cringe
Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
lifesucks0925
Vallejo, United States
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Anonymous
Colorado Springs, United States
Can't hold it in anymore
Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML
Anonymous
Ring of fire
Today, I did a big shit at work and found there was no toilet paper. I had to wipe my ass with disinfectant toilet seat wipes. It burns so bad, I can almost taste it. FML
Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Do you not understand how being outside works? No toilets, no electricity, no showers, no comfortable beds... it's just you, your companion(s) if you didn't go alone, your tent, and a sleeping bag. You don't get the luxury of sitting on a porcelain throne when you're camping, and I'm struggling to find a reason why you didn't know that before you left home.
Sinshine 28
You make that sound like you didn't expect that. How did you think you'd get to go while camping?
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RichardPencil 32
YDI for camping. Among the achievements of the human race, one of the greatest is our ability to build our own environments. Who are you to reject that and live like a barbarian for fun?
Sinshine 28
You make that sound like you didn't expect that. How did you think you'd get to go while camping?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Do you not understand how being outside works? No toilets, no electricity, no showers, no comfortable beds... it's just you, your companion(s) if you didn't go alone, your tent, and a sleeping bag. You don't get the luxury of sitting on a porcelain throne when you're camping, and I'm struggling to find a reason why you didn't know that before you left home.
adjwejaelwkdc 21
Yeah, it stinks both literally and figuratively, but I would bet that a majority of the people reading this know that exact smell because they have had the same experience. It's just part of life, and there's nothing unusual or specially yucky about it just because it happened to you.
Flohbus 11
1.) Well, you are directly responsible for the smell, it's your inner self. Don't blame other people for it. 2.) When at home, you release yourself into drinking water. Don't you think it's even worse ?
Matthew Irmen 11
I’d recommend not camping because you suck at it
MitiMiki 16
I'm sure you'll survive, Nancy.