Heather
Newport News, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered my children had found my vibrator and buried it in the cat's litter box. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Okemos, United States 🌶️ Spicy
What was I thinking?
Today, I realized that the only place my missing vibrator can be is at the house of the people I just dogsat for. In their spare room. Which also serves as their kids' playroom. FML
crazygirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Oh no.
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
go fuck myself
Tampa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can't decide what's worse: the fact that my mother found my vibrator or that, as a prank, she replaced it with a realistic tarantula replica. She won't tell me where it is. FML
Mygawdwhy
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
Anonymous
May be
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
Anonymous
Exminster, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML
Buzzing Confusion
Chicago, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Us neither, dude
Today, I found out that the mother of my children named her vibrator after me. We are together and have not had sex in over 18 months. I have no idea what to do with this information. FML
VCR
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML
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strawberrywine22 30
Trust me, it could be wore. My son took the "rocket ship" he found to school for show and tell. My daughter used it to massage her grandmother's feet.
gonad_gobbler 1
You have smart kids! They knew vibrators and ******* go together!
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Comments (66)
MrFuzzles 5
Dad probably got jealous and told them to do it.
hqbrat 8
How do you know if she's divorced or not?
MrFuzzles 5
Then let's say the boyfriend, or the other ****** got jealous? Sarcasm intended!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for "hiding" it in a place that was so easily accessible to children. Obviously they had no trouble finding it. Then again, how old are they? And why do you have a vibrator if you have kids? That would never end well.
bmkc4 1
Just because you have kids doesn't mean you can't have a vibrator. It just means you need a better hiding spot .
Abbyybba 0
Or it means she has some nosy kids!!
unknown_user5566 27
Most people put their vibrators in a bedside table or in their drawer... the kids shouldn't have been in OP's room in the first place if that is indeed where she hid it.
zandalee 20
We have vibrators because we have kids! Both parents are so ****** at the end of a long day with said kids that we NEED all the help we can get!!! ****!
Buzzy123 7
I can only imagine the cat's FML.
cathyfang1533 12
Today, the young ones put a mysterious vibrating long stick in my litter box, it smells like fish but it tastes horrible. FML
zandalee 20
Lol.
Calyx_fml 22
Well they knew it had something to do with pussy, just not exactly what.
alycion 39
People lock up their guns and meds from children. After seeing so many of these fmls, I'm starting to wonder if we should start promoting locking up our special toys too.
Dallasluver19 14
I live on Va too:P
hairybuttgnome 0
Time to invest in a new toy.
wildocean 5
Ok first of all it's easy when kids are curious for them to find stuff. Hide things high. Second of all everyone back off so what if she has kids and owns a vibe. Seriously how many dads own or look at **** and have a wife and kids. Drop the double standards.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Go buy another one and lock it up when not in use.
hobojo69 23
Lol what would drive them to do that?