Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, my city got almost a foot of snow. When I went out to my car, it was covered in snow with a layer of ice underneath. I went to open the trunk to get the window scraper, when the snow that had collected on the top of my back window slid into my trunk. My laptop was the recipient of most of the snow. FML
Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML
Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML
Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML
Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML
Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML
Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
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sparkIy 0
is it bad that i read "i spent the whole day getting it off", thought something dirty, & laughed?
MadeOfAwesome 1
why would you have your window open in the first place since it's cold enough to snow?
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Comments (101)
ben_the_yid 0
that sucks
monbon6788 0
a better question: why would you spend all that time removing the snow if you were just gonna come right back inside and let some more snow fall on it??
sparkIy 0
not to be a bitch, but nobody asked a question, so how could there be a better question?
myfriend_youfail 3
Post #1 currently says "that sucks", posted by ben_the_yid. I'm assuming FML is deleting random comments again like it usually does. This website has a mind of its own, I swear....
waterynuggets 0
Lol I think that person was responding so their comment could be at the top.
sparkIy 0
#9, how is "that sucks' a question?
Mustardnight 3
Eww you came in your car! Ydi you son of Satan
cookies_for_you 0
to no.9 - nobody said that.
My2864 1
an even beter question is why would you open the window if its snowing? isnt it like... cold when it snows..
mjfew10 0
ydi, for leaving your window open
tjnaprincess 8
R u serious? It was prob an accident
hellokimmiee 5
shit happens :P
fretforyerlatte 0
for real. boo hoo, it's winter and i had to clear snow of my car. cry me a river.
sparkIy 0
is it bad that i read "i spent the whole day getting it off", thought something dirty, & laughed?
dudeitsdanny 10
No, I did the same thing after I read your comment. And a few minutes ago when my friend told me her finger was swollen, but I just saw "it's swollen"
Mustardnight 3
He spent the whole day getting it off and then came in the car. Thats all i understood, but not really. Funny stuff...
JKr3slEMO 5
nope ur good
hate_my_life29 0
you're just dumb... I'm seeing a strong correlation between dumb posts (like this one) and women posters
sparkIy 0
you're a sexist asshole. if women are so dumb, why don't you go to vegas & find yourself a pretty little boy working the streets wearing a pink boa & have a nice time with him? you can leave us dumb women with some other guy. we won't miss you. trust me.
meepmeep_fml 0
Agreed 100% with sparkly. And anyway, this wasn't even posted by a woman, you ******* dolt.
mirandasexgarden 0
this post was submitted by a man.
Veritas143 0
troll: successful.. stop worrying about what a random person says on the internet..it has no great meaning in your life what a random person you'll never meet says..
Mustardnight 3
Veritas what is that supposed to mean! Your comment has changed my life, i think im gonna become a ***** and start doing black tar heroin! Plane- arium
Poetic_catfish 0
Tar is always black
pegasus77 0
Ah Veritas speaks the truth yet again. *cough*
tjnaprincess 8
AMEN PREACH SISTA >:O
hate_my_life29 0
#6, look at #1, obviously a question, replied to by #4, you're dumb
sparkIy 0
how is "that sucks" a question? unless you're being sarcastic. then haha, funny.
MadeOfAwesome 1
why would you have your window open in the first place since it's cold enough to snow?
robbotheking 0
YDI for leaving your new car outside. Get a garage or at least park in a parking deck.
diet_otaku 0
both of which cost money if you're in an apartment. a better idea would be to just not freak the **** out about some snow on your car, especially if you're not going to drive it.
ashnicole88 0
do you not own a garage...?