Today, I discovered I have a cyst on my backside. I can't get it removed until Friday. I have to sit through four midterms this week. FML
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blackheart24 10
I trust the doctor.
DocBastard 40
No, that's an abscess (pus-filled horror show). A cyst is a sac with a lining filled with fluid or debris, depending on the type of cyst.
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Comments (189)
xSniperx_fml 5
First? xD
samiwammy 5
Yikes, that sucks, I'm sorry. =T
madskittlesftw 5
Op can just lean forward and rest her head why'll taking the test.. Then sleep when shes done?
samiwammy 5
Hmm true, but I would think that it would be kinda distracting and painful.
rallets 23
sounds like you need some a-cyst-ance
EvilPotato 15
Consider yourself lucky, imagine it was on your bum, then you couldn't sit at all.
NEEPLES 7
Backside is a polite way of saying "bum"
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Excuse me, but I believe the term "ass cheeks" is more politicly correct.
Keyman1212 14
And here is was thinking "rear meat curtains" was the proper medical terminology. Damn it.
flockz 20
back flap lobes? what the **** are ass cheeks?
EvilPotato 15
43 bum is the polite way of saying "but".
FreshlyCut 0
What's cyst? Don't you mean what's a cyst. Look it up hippie.
choloman 0
butt*
kelsey_katie 17
49, That just became my quote of the day!
billigoat 8
That sounds like a pain in the butt!
nalia18 8
Listen up class... Bum is the polite way of saying butt and butt is the corret way of saying booty and booty is the gangster way of saying buttox and buttox is the british way of saying that thingy i sit on and that thingy i sit on is the stupid way of saying ass and ass is the everyday way of saying crap machine and crap machine is the gross way of saying my humps and my humps is the hip hop way of saying lil piece of heaven and lil piece of heaven is the right way of saying bum... *phew* that'll be all for today
flockz 20
and gluteus maximus is the correct, scientific way to say it.
iamsmelly 0
i dont think this will a-cysy-her on the test :D
n_epic_fail 14
I didn't realize politeness still existed in this era we live in... Or maybe it's just America.
greatness101 0
Lmgtfy.com/cyst
Alexisthebestest 16
When I was about 3 I developed a golfball sized cyst on my neck & I had to get surgery to remove it. I have a pretty sweet scar on my neck now- I tell people I had a conjoined twin but they didn't make it. You'd be surprised how gullible people are.
billigoat 8
When I was a newborn I had a huge cyst on my head. They removed it. Now I have a gigantic bald patch on my head. I'm a 14 year old girl.
Abbeygale 8
I had an encephocele (think that's how you spell it) when I was born, so I also have a bald spot caused by a scar on my head from an operation to have it removed... I'm also a girl, it sucks bad I feel your pain.
smirnoff1695 0
Ouchyy mama. Sounds distracting.
m0tl3ycru3 0
Sounds painful
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
Just get a friend to remove for u, all u need is a pin, alcohol and tissues, lots of tissues.
laden_swallow09 35
55 - More like towels! Those things do NOT want to drain nor clean easily. Ew >.
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
Can I touch it? Haha jk. O.o
You_Need_Soap 6
TMI
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
I should have said "I have healing hands" yes thy would have sounded clever :3
deadman93 8
dont froget shit to sanitize that needle/pin.
Daralea 21
Not sure why deadman got thumbed down. I use shit to sanitize things every day.
deadman93 8
Because their idiots
uhhRawr 7
Oooo that suckss!!
ednusi 7
well you should ass-k your teachers if u can take them later xD
Buttsexpirate 9
I'm an ass and I find this comment highly offensive. Good day sir!
Decapitation 3
R.I.P. Jim Carey's comedic talent
CaliGali 9
Hahahaha good one #30
twofirstnames 12
That must be a pain in the back
m0tl3ycru3 0
Bring a pillow to rest your back on during midterms?
GabbyCharityM 0
I see what you did there..
GabbyCharityM 0
I see what you did there..
chickenwalrus 14
i'd say more of a pain in the ass.
natashax21 5
Sir, do you need some aCYSTance?
boxbrandon11 20
Its a girl look at the name
punjabi44 0
What's a cyst..
txgirl2013 14
A really huge bump with a lot of pulse inside usually very painful
DocBastard 40
No, that's an abscess (pus-filled horror show). A cyst is a sac with a lining filled with fluid or debris, depending on the type of cyst.
blackheart24 10
I trust the doctor.
supersixfour 7
the doc has spoken..
Takuya272727 16
All hail to the doctor.
STMV 0
Is that a glass bottle up on of your patient asses? @DocBastard
billigoat 8
It's like a noncancerous tumor. And they can also be filled with hair, teeth, and fingernails.... Which mine was...
billigoat 8
It's like a noncancerous tumor... It can also be filled with hair, teeth, and nails. Like mine. Pretty gross.
boredblonde 17
It's okay man, you can tough it out!
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
Yea an u get a pimple and u will cry for 6 days
boredblonde 17
do you know me? i think not..
tooiecutie 6
isn't that a pain in the butt .
amadais 1
Isn't that a funny joke?
deaper 16
No. Not really.
SummerFever 8
Just sit on one ass-cheek then.