Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's house, and drove off. Now I'm supposed to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma died six weeks ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's been a week since my mom left me at my auntie's, she just called to tell me she took a job abroad. I think I’m an abandoned orphan. FML
Today, my parents tricked me by claiming we were going on holiday, but stopped at grandma"s first, "just to say hi", then left me there with my bags. They dumped me with grandma and went on holiday without me. FML
Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML
Today, the day after my grandfather's funeral, my grandmother informed me I have 30 days to move out. I've been living with them for four years, helping take care of my sick grandfather. She's already changed the locks and won't unlock the door. FML
Today, my mom hasn't talked to me for 5 days, so, worried sick, I called my grandpa. She's been in jail, and no one cared to inform me. Great. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, at the end of my great grandmother's funeral, her daughter (my grandma) told me and my mother that she doesn’t have a reason to come back and visit anymore, and that everyone in her life is now gone. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, I told my grandmother I was planning a trip to take my newborn son to meet his great-great-grandfather before it was too late. She had a guilty expression on her face. My great-grandfather died 4 months ago and my family forgot to tell me. FML
Today, I bitched out my grandmother, who lives with my family, for being lazy and laying in bed until 6-7pm for the past month. When I was done, she told me she had been diagnosed with cancer and was depressed because of it. Nobody had bothered to tell me. FML
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austin0023 0
Party at grandmas!!
Classlfied 4
So you have the house to yourself for a month?
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Comments (223)
austin0023 0
Party at grandmas!!
LiveLaughFML 10
lol, your mom didn't forget your grandma died six months ago. ;)
ThreeSheetsGone 12
16- I'm guessing you weren't very good at comprehensive reading in school.
Keyman1212 14
Did your mother put a sack over your head, like she was transporting a kidnapping victim? Wouldn't you.... I don't know, notice you were going to grandma's? I mean you have to go over a river and through the woods to get there after all.
supersixfour 7
this is so sad I can't even make a CSI sunglasses joke about this.
raaawwwrrZ 8
50 you couldn't make a CSI sunglasses joke? I guess you just weren't BRIGHT ENOUGH...
flockz 20
i guess you could say then *puts on sunglasses* you must be inside in a dark environment with all your shutters closed and therefore have no need for sunglasses, unless of course, you're a ******* hipster. YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
QwertyMcNugget 0
Oh, yeahh. "Forgot".
hinchkongfang 0
So your mum forgot your grandma died... I call bullshit!?
xoxoemmers 4
what a nice daughter
blackheart24 10
Maybe you shoulda said something like "Hey mom, remember? Grandma died silly!" maybe? Dumbass?
Eaglestrike117 29
She dropped you off... without you knowing? WTF? Were you asleep or something? I don't understand how you could be dropped off someplace without knowing about it. Especially if it's the former residence of your now deceased grandmother.
Yetifoot 0
Wasn't there an FML a week ago like that?
R34luver 5
Ahhh Nirvana...Grandma take me home!
ShakeMeDown 12
33 - you're reading to much into it. ;) See what I did there?
jbunch2514 0
Party at grandma's what to do!! ---------- 1.find and put your name on the will 2.drink prune juice 3.read retirement magazines 4.play with her dentures Give me thumbs up
ThatWasRandom 1
Hell yeah partyyyyyyy
hedgerow 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Say hi to grandma! :-)
instnt1nfction 17
The awkward moment when your mom thinks grandma is planking and not dead.
Sammiches 12
Damn pop culture messing with our brains..
rallets 23
"the awkward moment" is so ******* annoying :/ cant wait til that one dies out
MeMareeh 0
85 I agree with you totally. I put it up there with '' epic fail '' & '' I'm just sayin ''.
scrapmetal58 9
I become slightly mad/annoyed every time someone uses the "that awkward moment when..." shit. 99% of the time it's just dumb and confuses me as to what would make the situation awkward.
whited666 0
That awkward moment when you say "that awkward moment when..." just to be a slight troll,
heath_v 8
I wish.
RadikulRam 16
That awkward moment when that awkward moment doesn't die.
Classlfied 4
So you have the house to yourself for a month?
fthislyfe 22
People don't appreciate what they have. I'd love to live in a house by myself.
EricaCookies 0
That your dead grandmother lived in?
Daralea 21
Assuming she has the keys.
darkmis1 18
55 - people die in houses all the time and people still move in. Also, even if OP doesn't have a key, she could pick the lock or break a window. I'd love to have a house to myself!
Meilin 7
I'm sure you would. Who wouldn't love to live alone because their mother basically threw them out? And to have no food or money to buy it for a month? Yeah, that's the good life. However, I agree with you on the first thing. A relative of mine died in my house many years ago and I don't see the problem.
kate1238 9
Unless some one else already got the house
fthislyfe 22
People die all over the world. Maybe many people are buried under your house.
stacianichole 2
Yeah, houses usually get sold when the owner dies...
ciarafox9 9
house partaaayy? I'll be over in 5..
TheCarChanel 0
Hope shes got a pool
scrapmetal58 9
5 - You're a chick, so unless you're already ready you'll be there is 2-3 hours.
ciarafox9 9
I'm always ready for a party :)
CookieMonstr19 0
167- So.True.
jambrose73 0
166- Like you have room to talk you pretty boy tool look at your profile picture.
CloverFuchs 6
#166: You're swine.
flockz 20
party till you drop....
Sierz 0
dead, that is
LilTiki559 13
Lyke GraNdma!!:D. Wow, she must of been a real party animal..
ZTD09 2
Faptime.
MagicallyFat 12
Dude congrats on chilling alone. Sorry for your grandma
jwade11 12
Wow I bet that gets old!!! Sorry OP
jwade11 12
Commented to the wrong passage wow I feel dumb lol... I'm sorry bout ur situation though, I know how it feels to have parents that don't really pay attention bout what's going on. Just make the best of it.
KiddNYC1O 22
Free rent!
SilverInGray 25
How does someone forget something like that? I think she just hates you.
BradyT918 9
Could be her ex's mother.
tona01 16
Well OP could be staying in his alive grandma's house. Because people normally have two grandmothers. So maybe the mother didn't forget, she just dropped OP at the other grandma's house.
darkmis1 18
Her other grandmother could also be dead.
tona01 16
Yes she very well could be.
SilverInGray 25
That wouldn't really make their grandma dying relevant to the FML then.
tona01 16
Actually i have a possible story that could have relevance to the fml involving second grandma. 1 OP was feeling blue because of the dead grandma, and the mother took OP by surprise with the other grandma, which OP hates, thus making him/her feel worse. OP if my grandma died i would still be devastated, i wouldn't be able to write an fML.( maybe after six week starting to get over it) Maybe you two weren't close, you barely knew her or you get over these things quickly.
TheCarChanel 0
Probly a menopause thing