Today, I discovered I have a cyst on my backside. I can't get it removed until Friday. I have to sit through four midterms this week. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML
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blackheart24 10
I trust the doctor.
DocBastard 40
No, that's an abscess (pus-filled horror show). A cyst is a sac with a lining filled with fluid or debris, depending on the type of cyst.
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Comments (189)
42billybob 5
Lean forward on your chair. Put the weight on your legs as opposed to your ass.
RyanDallasParker 1
Even if you got it taken out, the stitches and cuts from the procedure would hurt more. I just got one taken out
aha5035 0
been there before good luck to you
creampie18 5
Actually it's caused by an ingrown hair
spenceorama354 0
Ouch, that sucks. But after the surgery, wouldn't it still hurt to sit down for a while?
Black_Rose6 10
Its called a Polinidal Cyst. Last year I ended up getting the same thing. It most definitely sucked because I was in college, and worked part time. Except mine got infected so bad that hey had to lance it before I could go into surgery. So I got to wait a lovely 2months to get mine removed.. Woohoo... Hope you feel better though. Use a butt cushion, it helps!
pandea 1
My friend has one and can't get it removed till next month
hellokitty46 1
at least it's not on your ass
Amanda127 3
My husband has a pilonidal cyst and is getting it excised in 2 weeks. Poor guy! If it is bleeding or pussing, I suggest using a pantyliner wherever on your bum it is located.
NDiesal10 2
Oh damn. Been there before...twice within a few years. It sucks.