Today, I discovered I have a cyst on my backside. I can't get it removed until Friday. I have to sit through four midterms this week. FML
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blackheart24 10
I trust the doctor.
DocBastard 40
No, that's an abscess (pus-filled horror show). A cyst is a sac with a lining filled with fluid or debris, depending on the type of cyst.
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soccerluva19 0
Just don't put any pressure on it.....
kickblocker 18
lean forward.
illmatic2 16
Ouch, I have a friend who once had a cyst INSIDE is butt. He wasn't very happy.
BatmansBabe 5
I had that on my ovary. Wish you luck on your midterms! (:
Bladeofarzeal 6
Woow... That's a very unpleasant place..
BatmansBabe 5
You have no idea :P
Okayitwasme 0
My son had one just above his tail bone it was so bad he had it surgically removed. It had a channel down to his butt. Very painful. I was thinking of FMLing that one, but it was his to FML so I didn't. He had to go to emergency. Couldn't sit or walk so had to kneel in wheelchair with butt in the air. They got him a bed and every nurse had excuses to go into his room to check out his cyst. It became a peep show! About 5 nurses said they were going to do an IV! Poor guy so I know what your going through. Good luck
FreshlyCut 0
Cool story bro.
alycion 39
Good luck. May or may not help but when I get then I soak in a warm tub of epsom salt. Doesn't cure it but sometimes helps the pain. Pharmacy has a numbing cream for it too. Hey any relief is welcomed when you got midterm to get through.
Draugen 16
Suck it up, princess, it's just a cyst and not a tumor.
Okayitwasme 0
That depends on how big it gets. My hubby still has the picture of my son's cyst. He wanted to see what it looked like, because he wasn't home it was the size of a cup! He was too embarrass to go to us about it, we were fighting and he had moved out. He's lucky he didn't get blood poisoning!
celtic_guy78 0
I had one removed before I went to Boot Camp.
deadman93 8
such a clean place to after a surgical removal.
AnonTheGreat 7
Ouch.
winterxroses 3
College midterm? Just get the test done as quickly as possible and run...that or explain the situation to the teacher and see if you can be accommodated in a way that won't hurt. If it's high school...just explain and skip the tests. High school is typically easier on you that colleges are.