Today, I discovered I have a cyst on my backside. I can't get it removed until Friday. I have to sit through four midterms this week. FML
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blackheart24 10
I trust the doctor.
DocBastard 40
No, that's an abscess (pus-filled horror show). A cyst is a sac with a lining filled with fluid or debris, depending on the type of cyst.
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Comments (189)
FMLandurstoo 9
Then use good posture!
elephantom12 9
Sit up straight or I'll slap you right on your testicles
wickedevaa 4
I didn't know cysts were painful, but I guess if you're sitting on it all day then it can't feel good
NinaTatianna 9
well when they are external they almost always are painful... internal ones dont usually hurt unless they rupture.. or if u need removal surgery. I had one in my boob and I didnt feel it until it ruptured.
deadman93 8
yes they generaly hurt.
acmilan721 4
I didn't know mid-terms where taken this early in the year?
every1luvsboners 11
I had one last week, dicknut. Quit being stupid.
redbluegreen 41
I have two this week. Midterms happen in the middle of any term, regardless of the time of year.
MeganCello 8
I had two finals in addition to two midterms. -.-
Daralea 21
Acmilan, when you're in college/uni you will know.
IgotPoked 0
That sucks...wear a cushion?
SummerFever 8
Because nobody is going to notice that she has a pillow ass, right?
armywife0609 4
dang that sucks I feel your pain because I had one on my tail bone and that hurt so bad and I had to wait weeks to have my removed
Symon_fml 4
Pilinodal? If so, ask your doctor about second intention healing. I went thru it 3 years ago. My 1st doctor tried to cut it out and stitch my back.... then tried it AGAIN 6 months later. A new doctor looked at it and finally did the procedure right. Good luck, I am still in pain.
DocBastard 40
When I excise pilonidal cysts, A) I use a CO2 laser and B) I always let it heal by secondary intention. Closing these wounds is just asking for trouble. But asking your surgeon to alter his technique just because someone on a humour website suggested it may not be your best avenue...
drpepperholik 1
I had a pilonidal cyst removed a little over a year ago and it was stitched up, I healed just fine. But everyone is different. There is a great support website with tons of info on it, pilonidal.org I think. I know your pain though OP, I went through 5 years of college, 4 of them with my cyst before I could afford surgery.
Bladeofarzeal 6
I have had it too, first doctor did a small incision / drainage :/ got infected again, so we went to turkey and well the procedure was done right, still in pain though, it's not healing quite fast, but hey I pulled through, FYL OP it really sucks..
MzMegs 20
When I had a pilonidal cyst, I took antibiotics and it popped, which was disgusting, but I've had no problems since. No need for surgery for me.
kidwiththeface42 7
Sounds like you sure could use some a-"cyst"-ance. I apologize for that awful pun. But I had to do it.
patrickalamo 48
Suck it up buttercup
every1luvsboners 11
You're going to need a rusty knife, spoon and a lighter. Cut that shit out and get to them midterms and show them who's the boss.
chiddy_bang71 0
Oh boners, your so old-fashioned.
NEEPLES 7
Boners. You are on everyones favorite list yet you only have 224 comments. What witchcraft is this?
Commander223 9
Because he got a new account. The previous one ended with a "Z"
every1luvsboners 11
Neeples and Commander, you're both idiots. Go play in a ***** factory.
SummerFever 8
Everyone has fun in the ***** factory.
deppengi 4
That sucks!