Today, I told my girl to go upstairs and change her shorts to pants since my friends were over watching the game. She came back down wearing even shorter booty shorts and a tube top. I was so pissed, I couldn’t even enjoy the match, and I know my friends are never gonna let me live this down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was playing football with a friend, my sister wanted to join in. She was messing around with the ball at the start, then suddenly she kicked the ball through my legs, pulled my shorts down and kneed me in the nuts. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
Today, my girl likes to wear my boxers around the house but she was in a pair I’d not seen before. I asked her and she went all quiet and guilty looking. Dudes, I literally caught my girlfriend in another man’s drawers. It would be tragic but right now it’s just too funny. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen and found a friend of my sister's stripped down to just her panties changing her clothes. In the kitchen. She had the nerve to call me a peeping Tom and slap me. Why was she even here without my sister, and why couldn’t she use the bathroom to change? FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
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Vesi 30
Dude. It is HER body. She can wear whatever she wants. You have NO right to tell her what to wear or not wear. And if your friends can't or won't keep their eyes to themselves, you need new friends. Quit taking advice from those misogynistic "alpha" males who think they own women.
Sagar Nair 12
Maybe don’t be telling your girl what to wear and instead find new and decent friends
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Comments (5)
mike3775 39
So your daughter has to change what she wears because your friends are coming over? Looks like you need better friends if you are that concerned
jlc82 14
pretty sure he's talking about a girlfriend and I say good for her.
mike3775 39
Thanks. My comment still stands though. If he has to ask, he has creepy friends.
thinman12345 17
“My girl” normally refers to a partner rather than a child.
Sagar Nair 12
Maybe don’t be telling your girl what to wear and instead find new and decent friends
Morten Bork 6
find a decent girl friend? that doesn't wear skimpy outfits around your friends?
GoogieWithers 25
Think you have a friend problem.
Vesi 30
Dude. It is HER body. She can wear whatever she wants. You have NO right to tell her what to wear or not wear. And if your friends can't or won't keep their eyes to themselves, you need new friends. Quit taking advice from those misogynistic "alpha" males who think they own women.
Morten Bork 6
body yes, appropriate clothing != body. last I checked. don't be an ignorant fool.
Vesi 30
She can wear whatever she wants. No one has the right to tell her how to dress in her own home.
sirrubberduckie 37
Why do you or your friends care what she wears if she doesn't? Tell them to STFU and keep their eyes on the game.