Today, I decided to finally talk to my crush. I said, "Hello" to which he replied, "First, dye your hair blonde and grow some boobs, then we can talk business." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, I started the conversation where I intended to confess to my crush that I like her. I first asked her if she liked me. She asked me to define my terms. FML
Today, I built up the courage to approach my gym crush. I walked over, smiled, and said, "You smell amazing." I meant to say he looked amazing. He faintly smiled, then slowly went back to the rowing machines without saying a word. FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
Today, I finally got the courage to talk to my crush of two years. We went to the same school for a year but then he moved to my old school and became friends with people I knew from primary school. Anyways, I finally got the courage to have a conversation with him on Instagram. Then he blocked me. FML
Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were half as hot as you sound over the phone, I'd date you immediately." Maybe I should give up on love and start a phone sex line. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
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Top comments
kelciimackk 24
What an ass. Sounds like you dodged a bullet there.
Teacherjen 3
You are so lucky! Now you know what he is all about and you can avoid him. If someone is just after appearance, they will always find something that needs to be fixed. The ones I feel sorry for are the blondes with a full bust. He might be nice around them at first so they may not realize what an asshole he is!
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Comments (132)
Talis99 26
I sincerely hope he's no longer a crush. It's not cliche--you deserve better than that jerk.
NinePlusTen 4
Congratz, you like douche bags!
domolovesyoshi 33
I am so so very sorry about this whole situation and the fact I clicked YDI by accident.
BadBoyTobi 6
well, you spoke to him in hope to develop a romance, and he gave an honest reply what it would take to develop a romance with him. I would have more sympathy if you were starting a conversation with the purpose of just being friends instead.
DoomedGemini 38
It doesn't matter why op talked to him, it was a terrible comment. You can kindly turn down someone.
InfiniteSunshine 32
You can be honest without being a total ****.
humbugbah 9
There is no version of ANY romance that requires someone dyeing their hair and changing their body. NO version.
sirrubberduckie 37
#108, but even if there were, it would *still* be a better love story than Twilight.
TheRealStunts 27
Ce cocalar prost...mai bine afli acum ce jeg de om este decat sa afli mai tarziu dupa ce deja ai pierdut timp si efort.
XCanadianBloodX 6
On the plus side he didn't lead you on and you know right away that you can start looking for someone else!
UrinatingPandas 12
Why were you crushing on such an assface?
stressedartist 14
Man, **** him. That's the worst kinda person.
Awwwdude 2
This is why its good to have an older brother. So he can tell this ass to grow some courtesy and beat some manners onto this moron. sorry dude, hes not worth it :)
NeatNit 33
To which you replied: "God, I can't believe I even liked you in the first place, you're such an asshole!" and promptly turned around and left. I hope.