Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
Today, I was sitting next to the guy I like and he was doing homework. Then, he looks up, his eyes meeting mine. His smooth voice mutters my name as his face inches closer to mine. I can feel his minty breath against my face. My pulse is racing. Then, he says, "What's a pronoun?" FML
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Top comments
Serial 2
there's only one solution...take out the competition
Jaywin 3
Awkward...make sure he's talking to you next time? I mean there's really not much to say about this except for "that sucks".
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Comments (43)
Jaywin 3
Awkward...make sure he's talking to you next time? I mean there's really not much to say about this except for "that sucks".
Inspired22 11
Oops. Happens to the best of us! Don't sweat it.
hk_fml 9
ohhh awkward
designedlikedice 0
I've done that before. It's embarrassing, but easy to get over.
Serial 2
there's only one solution...take out the competition
1NinjaPaper1 0
ohhh my gosh. The number of times this has happened to me! XD I eventually just assume that people aren't talking to me, unless I can see them talking to me, or they say my name (which isn't all that reliable, since my name is very common :/ )
starburst7596 14
I do the exact same thing.
G_Bug 0
That sucks lol Next time you see him, pretend youre waving at him walk towards him and then (make sure a friends behind you lol) talk to said friend.
alex_vik 1
He probably got the attention of whoever he was talking to first.
KillEmAll83 0
Really awkward, but you'll all forget about it soon, if not already.
youswallow 2
lmfao damn