Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
Today, I found out that the mystery flowers I received from a “Johnny” that caused my boyfriend to dump me on Valentine’s Day was really from him. He concocted this plan to make it look like I was cheating on him with a “Johnny” instead of confessing he was leaving me for someone else. FML
Today, I got broken up by someone I wasn't even sure I wanted to date in the first place. He also made me realize how little self-respect I have right before dumping me. This is the best thing to happen in my love life in years. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
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flockz 20
my right hand never cares how romantic i am.
Jonny_Blaze0017 26
seems as if she was fishing for an excuses to break up
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Comments (104)
kyu_Q 19
Yeah you did tell her they were from you right? Either way you should count yourself lucky OP. She will be waiting for more flowers and chocolates from the 'stranger'
young_weezy_fml 3
who does that, then acts like they weren't trying to see if she was lying
TheNewGuy03 29
Easy fix. Tell her it was you who left the flowers and chocolates. If she doesn't believe you even after the explanation, then you probably need to move on.
sabrinaacrow 26
Tell her it was you who sent the flowers..?
ladylilly25 20
Tell her? But really, it seems like she was probably looking for a reason to dump you. Move on and find someone who appreciates your gestures!
Wizardo 34
Show her the receipt, prove it was you and get the best damn make up scoodily-poopin' ever :D
icemand90 17
scoodily-poopin?
kurodansei 16
scoodily-poopin.
RedPillSucks 33
? I can only think that this is some weird scat ****
Wizardo 34
If you have watched the VlogBrothers you would know, but its basically sex, -_-
karlcolt45 19
shoulda had your super romantic alter ego tone it down
karlcolt45 19
if your username was more apt, maybe you wouldn't have lost her so easily
implastikz 7
now is the time to go out and have bromance with your friends!
GrinchFu1 27
Keep playin the game, brother. Send more flowers, more chocolates, romantic cards for no reason. Download the kik messenger app (or something like it) and set up a profile with vague information about yourself and no picture. In one of the cards you send her write down your kik messenger user name and ask her to message you, her secret admirer. When she does, woo her like you did when you first met. If you can convince her to set up a meeting, do it. She'll be quite surprised to find out it really was you the whole time. Just be careful not to let it go in for too long. Have some fun with this. If she really cared about you she may find this extremely sweet and romantic. Or she'll think you're a creep. Should be a good time for you either way! Lol
EvilUndead 9
She'll think you're a creep and will get the police involved. That's the most likely scenario.
GrinchFu1 27
That just ups the fun!
icemand90 17
what's the charge? excessive romance and mystery?
EvilUndead 9
43, stalking. Unwanted gifts qualify.
GrinchFu1 27
If she's a willing participant in the game then it's not a crime. He'd be acting as the secret admirer and unless she asked him to stop contacting her or sending her gift, perusing her is well within his rights :-)
VeganVampyre 27
46- she dumped her boyfriend for this "anonymous" so obviously the gifts are not unwanted. And, as Grinch said, as long as she continues to like the idea of her secret admirer and play along it's not stalking, and she shouldn't need or want to call the cops.
GrinchFu1 27
Holy crap! 53, you look so much like an ex of mine it's scary. Please don't take that as an insult... She was a repugnant hooker, but that was because she was pure evil on the inside :-)
EvilUndead 9
53, In the end that's matter of taste. If I'm giving a gift I want to see person's reaction. I think that meeting in person would be a better idea - because while you're playing a "secret admirer" somebody else might start sleeping with your "object of admiration". I think that's not a healthy "relationship".