traitor
Boston, United States
Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
AL
United States
Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Random
United States
WTF Mom?
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Victoria?
Today, I got married and my mom refused to be there because my dad, whose guts she hates, was there even though I promised repeatedly that I would keep them apart. I couldn't do the mother-son dance. She keeps insisting that it was a "lapse in judgment." Yeah, like we're really going to be able to have a do-over. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
nyx
San Francisco, United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Accept it
Today, my mother refuses to acknowledge that I’m married because instead of a church, we got married outdoors in a lovely pagan ceremony (with a real marriage licence from the city council, obviously) and she keeps trying to introduce me to nice, single men from church. FML
Devo
Am I a joke to you?
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Anonymous
Silver Spring, United States
Birthday gift
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to bring my obnoxious ex to my birthday party. FML
Top comments
bandofsand 10
Hope for rain?
shitsville 13
After reading so many FML posts on how oblivious they are to other people's feelings, I think that mothers don't understand much about this rapidly changing society...
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shitsville 13
After reading so many FML posts on how oblivious they are to other people's feelings, I think that mothers don't understand much about this rapidly changing society...
bandofsand 10
Hope for rain?
plum_lovin 28
and wind.. definitely wind..
Ambient25 25
She needs to do a rain dance......kind of like what the Harlem Shake did for Hurricane Sandy
chosha_fml 27
Hail.
watchme 11
Rain is good luck for the happy couple. So I don't think she wants rain.
spottyblanket 8
Well if he is friends with your mother it isn't your business op, but your mother was a bit tackles. Have a girly weekend away so you don't have to see it.
implastikz 7
if she goes out, her room will be the honeymoon
HairyPunisher 27
lol tackles
Bakarra 22
A parent being friends with an ex is not ****** okay IMO, I've dealt with my girlfriends mom being friends with her ex and surprise surprise I was constantly undermined in my relationship because "I just wasn't good enough for her"
adam3650 12
Quite frankly, we could all do with less tackles. Or more, depending on how you look at it.
iLike2Teabag 27
Yea. Where's Ray Lewis when you need him?
Bartimists 8
sounds like a personal problem
flockz 20
i have a friend named Jack Daniel's who helps tremendously in times likes this.
idoc300 11
I don't think she is old enough, she said "our house" implying that she lives with her mother, so it isn't her choice
ElementaryEdGuy 18
I kinda want to do this to my kids. :P
Bakarra 22
I don't know how old you are, so maybe it's too late, but if it's not, please refrain from procreating, thank you.
sabrinaacrow 26
Throw water balloons at them
dinosxxrawr 22
I don't think your mom likes you very much.. or is completely oblivious to anyone's emotions.
kyu_Q 19
I'm thinking that a high percentage of mom are either just dumb, crass or callous. Why offer if you know your daughter used to date the guy? You must be a bitch of a daughter or something OP. FYL Oh and for those who missed it, that last part, was sarcasm.
Bakarra 22
Holy **** I'm confused lol
Ambient25 25
dafuq did i just read....
Astarea 22
The last line he put "you must be a bitch of a daughter" was the sarcastic part, nublets. It's not hard to figure out.
Bakarra 22
It was just weird he talks about the mom and then all the sudden it's like OH YOU BITCH OP, I understood it it was just strange is all
ladylilly25 20
Maybe your mom hopes that the bride won't show and you'll have to take her place!
BlueFlatts 20
If so somebody has been watching too many movies.
Kathryndawn 3
Yeah, because that's how every woman wants their wedding to go...
outoftown 27
OUR backyard? Did she volunteer your services, too? Too bad you have a long get-away weekend scheduled... right?