Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
Today, I found out that the mystery flowers I received from a “Johnny” that caused my boyfriend to dump me on Valentine’s Day was really from him. He concocted this plan to make it look like I was cheating on him with a “Johnny” instead of confessing he was leaving me for someone else. FML
Today, I got broken up by someone I wasn't even sure I wanted to date in the first place. He also made me realize how little self-respect I have right before dumping me. This is the best thing to happen in my love life in years. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
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Top comments
flockz 20
my right hand never cares how romantic i am.
Jonny_Blaze0017 26
seems as if she was fishing for an excuses to break up
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Comments (104)
daydreamer244 13
kind of quick to break up wasn't she? Maybe she was ni good if she'd just.throw you aside for a stranger. now you know at least.
Zomg_Okay 27
The only logical course of action to follow is use this anonymous admirer to lead her on a wild goose chase looking for him.
graphicstyle7 17
You should of spoken up right away. As it is, gotta agree with #48 up there, lead her on a man hunt.
SAgirl 23
Now she's going to be like "oh why isn't he sending me flowers anymore?" =T
finch01 18
keep sending them to her and see what she says that she finds out
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Did you explain that to her?>.< are y'all back together? MUST KNOW!!
laden_swallow09 35
Normally, I would suggest meeting her at a nice restaurant as Your Secret Admirer, but if she's THAT shallow, a bit more effort needs not be wasted.
RedPillSucks 33
'If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for write to me and escape' Sorry that it was the wrong half of the brain that she used to escape with anonymous. Hopefully you showed her the store receipts.
kurodansei 16
Oh good I'm not the only one who thought that. Even if he told her it still comes off kinda like a Prank.
K410 18
Ydi for being stupid you should've just said it was from you >.>