Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML
Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML
Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML
Today, my pill-popping mom, committing disability fraud and stealing from me, called the cops on me, and dragged the landlord into it, is now getting both of us evicted. All this because she'd rather live homeless with her drug problem than to get the help she needs, which I can't provide anymore after 10 years. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Yes, like letting her adult children live at home rent-free while they hassle her about her fun habits.
Keyman1212 14
While it is true that you aren't addicted to the actual chemical THC in marijuana, you can become "addicted" to the effects it creates. Here's a really crappy example: you don't become addicted to being held at gunpoint by muggers, but you can get addicted to the adrenaline rush, so to get your fix, you'll walk around seedy parts of town with money hanging out your ass to get that rush again.
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mytimeallthetime 0
Quit bein a pussy
THE_A_TEEN 28
Let your mom kick you out of her house, then let people call you a pussy. Lets see how you feel like.
RealChinese 7
Why would his mom kick him out? He didn't give her a stupid ultimatum, OP gotta piss off about the weed shit at least she didn't do nothing harder.
elmoswife 0
Weed is a non-addicting substance. It's a form of relaxation nd meditation. =]
Freeze_fml 17
Thanks hipster. I'm sure your sensei would agree.
chogle 8
Hipster?..really?! That's the best insult you have?
docscientist 10
155 used to be a hipster. Then his knee became too mainstream.
lsd_25 8
YDI u little douche theres no such thing as a weed addiction
THE_A_TEEN 28
You CAN be ADDICTED to ANYTHING, you little douche. Go back to grade school since you can even ******* produce a sentence.
Pmoney1 0
so u apparently have the means to move out, yet u decide to stay home with ur mom & her "problem"? Yea, that sounds like a personal problem to me. & regardless of why ur mom smokes, haven't we been taught to not judge others until we've walked in their shoes? Smoke a bowl, eat a brownie, at least do some friggin research & make an EDUCATED decision from there instead of just being a whiny little brat.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Not to judge others until you walked into their shoes, and yet you called her a whiny little brat? You don't know her life and yet you assumed she is whiny. *cough hypocrite cough Thanks for wasting your first comment.
canzonetta 16
Well, weed isn't even really a drug and it's less harmful than drinking or even smoking. Also, I doubt that one gets addicted to it. Perhaps she enjoys it and therefor does it a lot. But it's not a terrible thing and it hardly controls your life if you smoke it and so it's not more than a habit. Who are you to criticize your mothers habits in such a way?
creedaddict 9
It's her house u dont like what goes on in her house move out oh wait u got kick out lol
angrynegro7 16
Kind of hard to give an ultimatum when you're living under someone else's roof, isn't it, OP? If you were a child, I would understand your position. The fact is, you're an adult, which means your mom did her job and can do whatever she wants. At this point, your only options are to suck it up and deal, or hit the bricks.
thefuckinloser 6
i would tell you hit the ******* road and kick your ass out shes old enough to what she wants you dont have to like it dont try to control her you should move
ALLDAY88 8
Start yourself, blazing only makes anything you do that much better. Also, stop knocking on your mom for such a stupid thing, she could have been worse and beat your ass everyday.
fencer310 0
Why confront her? Your fridge was probably loaded with killer snacks and she was prolly mellow as hell.