Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML
Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML
Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML
Today, my pill-popping mom, committing disability fraud and stealing from me, called the cops on me, and dragged the landlord into it, is now getting both of us evicted. All this because she'd rather live homeless with her drug problem than to get the help she needs, which I can't provide anymore after 10 years. FML
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perdix 31
Yes, like letting her adult children live at home rent-free while they hassle her about her fun habits.
Keyman1212 14
While it is true that you aren't addicted to the actual chemical THC in marijuana, you can become "addicted" to the effects it creates. Here's a really crappy example: you don't become addicted to being held at gunpoint by muggers, but you can get addicted to the adrenaline rush, so to get your fix, you'll walk around seedy parts of town with money hanging out your ass to get that rush again.
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spartans12 0
Okay for all you saying "weed isn't that bad" think of all the harmful effects it has on ones brain, heart, and lungs. I wouldn't want to watch my mom putting all those toxins in her body either. Ill keep all my brain cells thank you.
veryhighsleepygu 7
Who told you weed affect your heart and just btw it's better for you than cigarettes or alcohol maybe you people should actually know about something before you talk about it
jayktee 0
Haha weed doesn't kill brain cells. Go look it up. Plenty of people do well in school and become successful who smoke weed. So obviously they haven't lost their brain cells. And it doesn't cause heart problems, either.
elocin999 4
drugs r bad maybe the right thing was to stay with her to make sure she is okay. if u really love her u would call the police to turn her in. maybe it help will help her addiction.
elocin999 4
but maybe the right this was to leave. give her sometime alone give her a taste of her own medicane (sorry if that sounded rude) (i also didnt mean as in weed)
Nixontones 0
Actually you are currently writing this FML. TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLL
hateevryone 15
i hope your mom realizes what she's done & get help.
jonnypalmerr 0
smoke weed every day
no_lungs 16
keyboardwarrior i hate people like you. You would call the cops on your own family just because they are doing something you dont approve of, smh! Weed is natural and everyone has the right to choose what they do to their own body. Do the world a favor and move to a remote island where no one can be effected by your stupidity.
veryhighsleepygu 7
To all you people saying pot leads to not wanting to do anything, short term memory loss ect first off memory loss is inevitable so how can they prove it's because the weed but I've smoked since I was 11 I had the second highest class rank all through high school was an honors graduate and I am working on getting a masters in psychology so your arguments are invalid
Iknoweverything 29
Yet you still lack the memory to put in proper punctuation, which resulted in a huge run-on sentence. Good luck on that "masters" degree. I have a hard time believing you even graduated with honors based on this post.
veryhighsleepygu 7
It's called this is the Internet why be grammatically correct this isn't school or a report or anything like that grammar nazi
no_lungs 16
Further more the laws against weed are in direct violation of your constitutional rights and for all those that say it is bad for you just do some research and you will find that it has more positive medicinal properties than negative
jonnypalmerr 0
smoke weed every day