Today, my 5-year-old daughter had to find pictures of animals that she felt represented each member of her family. This was the one she chose for me. I think she might be trying to imply something. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 5-year-old daughter drew a picture of our family. A typical drawing for a 5-year-old. Sticks and straws. One had two round shapes on its chest. "Is that mommy and is that one me?" I asked. "No daddy," she said. "You’re this one," she said while pointing out the one with boobs. FML
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I had to help my little sister do a first-grade project for school. For one part, they have to draw a picture of their role model. She drew a whale, and I asked, "A whale is your role model?" She laughed and said, "No! It's you!" FML
Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter was ripping out photos of the family photo book, I asked her why she was doing it she answered, "I saw mummy doing it to another book." The only other family photo book was the day we got married. FML
Today, I discovered my 3-year-old daughter's artistic skills. She managed to draw an elaborate mural on our living room wall. The masterpiece? A stick figure family, including our dog, but instead of a tail, he has a second head. She of course used permanent markers. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, I was perusing my mom's Facebook when I noticed that she has an album of pictures for each member of the family. All except me. Even the dog has his own album. FML
Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML
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RichardPencil 32
Are you a boar? Do you ham it up a lot? Maybe it's because you bring home the bacon?
jbuckets_404 39
That you enjoy sleeping all stretched out - on hay-scented bedsheets?
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Comments (14)
Glowworm56 27
Let's be honest here, it's a 5 year old. The pig in the picture is adorable and that's totally what my father looks like when he's sleeping. This is both adorable and funny if you ask me.
jbuckets_404 39
That you enjoy sleeping all stretched out - on hay-scented bedsheets?
Glowworm56 27
You remind her of the Babe.
Jaranon 3
What Babe?
talaswolf 20
The Babe with the power
jocamo 24
The babe with the power
species4872 20
Babe was a movie about a talking piglet.
Glowworm56 27
This is actually a double joke. The line "You remind me of the babe." is from the song "Magic Dance" from the movie Labyrinth. The next line of the song is "What babe?" Also, I am indeed referencing the "Babe" movie as well. One of these days I'm going to have to watch Labyrinth.
RichardPencil 32
Are you a boar? Do you ham it up a lot? Maybe it's because you bring home the bacon?
rivenrock 14
Pigs are very smart, like to play and are very social. Going on the photo, though, do you like taking naps?
Ray_of_midnight 23
Hey, pigs are smart!
protoskore 27
maybe she doesn't know how to spell koala ?
Lobby_Bee 18
It sucks being homeless and living in a cardboard box.
MrsBugi 21
Maybe she's just trying to say you like to sleep?...