Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML
Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML
Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML
Today, my pill-popping mom, committing disability fraud and stealing from me, called the cops on me, and dragged the landlord into it, is now getting both of us evicted. All this because she'd rather live homeless with her drug problem than to get the help she needs, which I can't provide anymore after 10 years. FML
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perdix 31
Yes, like letting her adult children live at home rent-free while they hassle her about her fun habits.
Keyman1212 14
While it is true that you aren't addicted to the actual chemical THC in marijuana, you can become "addicted" to the effects it creates. Here's a really crappy example: you don't become addicted to being held at gunpoint by muggers, but you can get addicted to the adrenaline rush, so to get your fix, you'll walk around seedy parts of town with money hanging out your ass to get that rush again.
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iRuleUdrool 4
If OP was tired of it then it probably affected him/her somehow. Weed isn't addicting, it's just a habit that's a bit hard to get rid of because of the good relaxing hilarious hungry feeling. If mom was to quit she wouldn't die or get sick from it but she would probably be a bit angry... Just sayin'
perdix 31
Weed is more fun than you.
docscientist 10
Lol, addiction to weed. You're a funny ******, op.
docscientist 10
Seriously where'd you get to be so funny?
Drummerboy1234 0
weed isn't addictive. but she shouldn't be acting like an idiot. good luck with the search!
IndigoAcrylic 9
Weed isn't addictive....it's the nirvanic feeling you get from it. ^_^
snipeshow 3
YDI for thinking weed can be addicting. Unless you're arguing psychological addiction in which case I laugh even harder at you.
snipeshow 3
What's with all these preteens spouting all this drugs are bad mmkay nonsense. Learn to think and act for yourself ;)
McZachEnstein 2
******* 11 teen years olds on here complaining to complain! And not have fun! Haha
THE_A_TEEN 28
Drugs are not bad? WOO-*******-HOO!!! Now I can spend my life spending money on crack-cocaine, shooting up heroin, taking LSD, and ruin my future with physical, health, and psychological problems. Thank you internet people...
docscientist 10
Maybe drugs aren't for you A-teen. Your extreme response may suggest you lack in capabilities of moderation.
THE_A_TEEN 28
What? So doc, what you're saying is I should use the drugs I mention (crack, heroin, lsd) in moderation? (damn insomia, I need sleep)
docscientist 10
Just making a wisecrack.
SammyS2012 21
I'm not a preteen, I'm 17 years old. And my high school literally has one of the highest drug use rate in the students than the other schools around here. I don't like drugs because what they can do to people. YOU may not be effected, but other people do have the same reaction. I know one guy who would get paranoid and hallucinate (not a hallucinogenic, I know; his body didn't respond to it right). And one who whenever he had weed would get hangover symptoms. They both quit after a year.
SammyS2012 21
I am literally one of the few people I know who haven't done it, merely by the fact that we are disgusted with smell and the effects. I dont want to rely on "an herb" to make me happy. There are other ways to get endorphins.
snagglepaste 0
Yeah cuz being happy hungry and sleepy is bad mmkay
tmoneysly 7
Nothing is wrong with weed she's just a chill ass mom maybe not a good role model but chill its only weed think about the other moms on speed tweeking or what not
Shadow_Phantom 26
*sigh* It's really sad that somebody would choose drugs over their own child. FYL, OP.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Awww, look at the butthurt little children downrating me because they don't like me dissing on their drugs. Aren't they cute! Stay in school, kids.... oh wait, you wouldn't learn anything because you're too high to remember.
McZachEnstein 2
You are ******* dumb you god damn 20 year old! All those kids or what ever you called them! You just got out of school and probably didn't learn shit! That's why you act like a stuck up twat! Open your mind up to any thing and just except what is good and awesome and act cool n chill in life! And quit the stupid goth/witch wican shit! Nobody worth the time and day likes that shit! haha
THE_A_TEEN 28
We act like stuck up ***** because SOME PEOPLE HAVE SOME GOD DAMN COMMON SENSE. #89 You got kid-hating douche written all over you. Lay off that weed man, i'm worried about you...
McZachEnstein 2
Naw kids are cool in my book I'm still one too at 22 but when some 20 year old acts like they are some 40 year old giving out life time lessons it annoys me and naw again dude I'm all good on the weed control! I'ma master haha
bmpro 0
Agree with you. I talk from experience. Some people are so addicted to weed that they make it their top priority in life. Often they pretend they can stop but this is rarely true. There are withdrawals from weed. Proof: most people on weed are very angry people when they don't do it. The anger gets worse and worse... Nothing is good about weed. Only addicts will say otherwise.
McZachEnstein 2
You're right nothing is good about weed but so is about other things that we all use on a daily basis! It's our choice as humans to put what ever we want in our bodies. I like weed and it doesn't effect my mind or body, that much! Haha remember almost everything that is awesome is totally bad for you! The issue from this story is not the drugs themselves but between this mom and child!
docscientist 10
116 - How is stating something as proof = proof? I may make declarative statements, but I don't say they are proof. Who here can guarantee my credentials or what I say without citations. What you're saying is hearsay or anecdotal at best.
junglebeat 0
actually their are many good things about weed. it helps increase appitite it helps with inflammation, helps with pain management. in short their are far more reasons why weed is good. the response that weed is bad because it is addictive is a reason only the ignorant will use.
bongsong 0
Lol wow your moms weed addiction? This is hilarious.
docscientist 10
I know, we're being trolled, right?
kelis_fml 0
That's shit, BUT with any addiction, you can't make them give up-they need to decide to change for themselves.