Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I went to Wal-Mart with my mom. She kept telling me to put my keys away so I wouldn't lose them. After a few times, I got annoyed and yelled at her. When we got back to her house, I realized I'd lost my keys. FML
Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML
Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
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Top comments
Ashamed_Sister 60
When I read that you were going through your purse while driving I agreed with you. This was stupid.
RichardPencil 32
Your life is pretty good if this is your FML.
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Comments (16)
Ashamed_Sister 60
When I read that you were going through your purse while driving I agreed with you. This was stupid.
Mungolikecandy 19
That is how I read it also.
bml578 9
Lol... traffic
bml578 9
Lol... traffic
RichardPencil 32
Your life is pretty good if this is your FML.
404wan 19
Dont... Dont go though your purse while driving. You're Lucky you didnt hit anyone or this would be a very different fml
bml578 9
It’s called being stuck in traffic lol
mekiswrite 21
Aside from the fact that you could have been in/caused an accident due to distracted driving, why are your house keys not on the same key chain as your car keys?
bml578 9
Not distracted when it’s called traffic
mekiswrite 21
OP was digging through her purse looking for her keys while driving. That is textbook distracted driving.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Were you also high, and trying to charge your Gatorade? Because that's not how you get electrolytes. It's how you crash.
bml578 9
Were you high? Lmfao