Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
Today, I’m camping in the middle of nowhere and my mom wrote me not one, but two emails asking where my car keys are, because she needs to move my car. She apparently did not think to check in the key cabinet first. You know, the one where we keep… keys. FML
Today, I got a call from my grandmother saying she locked her keys in the car and I needed to bring her the spares. After an hour bus ride, involving me missing my stop and getting temporarily lost, I arrived and handed her the keys. I brought the wrong ones. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, my family was leaving for a weekend trip and was supposed to pick me up on the way down. About an hour before they are supposed to arrive, my mom calls to tell me that there's no room left in the car, so they won't be stopping to get me. FML
Today, my mum and I decided to go on a hike. Beforehand we left my car at the end of the trail and took my mums car to the beginning. After 4 hours we arrived at my car. I had left my keys in mums car. It was a long walk back. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
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Top comments
marinus_fml 20
Express post it back to her! Not so difficult!
Mirorbo 27
How on earth did you manage that!?
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Mirorbo 27
How on earth did you manage that!?
stephanie0613 0
Express mail them to her, she'll get them the next day :)
Mirorbo 27
You could have made that your own comment, darling. There was no need to reply to me.
sourgirl101 29
Maybe she just wanted to threadjack to see if you would call her "darling"? BTW such an interesting trademark!(:
Mirorbo 27
Fuhohohoho!~ Why, thank you!~
madarchod 0
#1 - no one replies to ur comment, it is just a workaround to show up in the top list of comments. I don't even read comments after the first 3
CitrusGirl 0
I like how OP says it's a 4 hour drive, so he doesn't want to drive... but he would espect his mom to make the drove for him. I feel like that's just a wee bit selfish.
zakkyzebra 11
expect*
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Agreed, express mail them, and send along something apologising too. :)
Obscurix 5
'xx'xx'x''xxxxxxxx'x'x'x'
littlemissdqgirl 8
Why do you have them? Maybe call a friend or family member. I'm sure someone can give you a ride.
noscope_ftw 0
maybe op just forgot? I've accidentally done that when I was in high school lol
stewpididiot 11
more like, **** HER life, not yours... until you get home that is... oh, btw...1st ???
Mirorbo 27
Close, but not quite!~
bradrost 0
oh by the way, third????!
stewpididiot 11
yeah, well, maybe someday...
marinus_fml 20
Express post it back to her! Not so difficult!
jcortez1594 0
My thoughts exactly
elainelovesyou 7
Nothing too difficult there.
solegit 0
May i ask how this happened?
luis01 0
I agreed with stew
BedIntruder 4
you are so dumb. you are really dumb fo real.
Elixa 0
lol I love you
chelle_starlight 0
hmmm...looks like someone is going to be paying for expensive overnight shipping...good luck op!
rosemary1990 0
pretend it wasnt you who took them
Elixa 0
your a bitch that's their mom! you don't do that shit to your family. idiot.
rosemary1990 0
y do u even care bitch
Elixa 0
your family probably hates you that's why you font care.
Elixa 0
*don't
FYLDeep 26
If she only had one key for it, then she kinda had it coming.
Norwegian_Wood 4
13: Before this summer, I would have agreed with you, but I bought my (used) car with only one key. (And no remote, for that matter.)
FYLDeep 26
One key is enough to make a copy from.
LifeOfAnRN 18
Actually, that's not always true. I had a Pontiac that was one of the first keys to have a chip in it. It required 2 keys to make a copy. If you know someone who works for a certified garage there is a work around got it though.