Today, I went to Wal-Mart with my mom. She kept telling me to put my keys away so I wouldn't lose them. After a few times, I got annoyed and yelled at her. When we got back to her house, I realized I'd lost my keys. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML
Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
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Sinshine 28
Why would you carry your keys around openly anyway? Not like you need them in the store.
RichardPencil 32
What a Jedi mind trick! “Strong with force Mom the is the.”
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
What a Jedi mind trick! “Strong with force Mom the is the.”
skippydoda 32
I hope that you realize why you deserve it.
Sinshine 28
Why would you carry your keys around openly anyway? Not like you need them in the store.
julfunky 29
A grown adult playing with her keys then yelling at her mother, only to end up losing them? It just doesn’t make sense. So I conclude you must secretly be a baby. Playing with her teething keys. Gets fussy when told to stop but still doesn’t listen. Drops them on the ground and, being a dumb baby, doesn’t even notice. Then when said baby finally realizes the keys are gone she starts to cry. That scenario just makes more sense.
Nayaa_Jones 17
I had my keys on a lanyard so I would just randomly take them off from around my neck and mess w them. She was tryna be helpful but of course I'm a bitch and 100% deserve it, no denying that. Just had to share my stupidity
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Mother knows best!
Bubbilility 27
Sucks when mothers are right, huh?